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Steve, Cat and Yao show, in that order of course

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SxAxTxAxNx666, Aug 18, 2003.

  1. SxAxTxAxNx666

    SxAxTxAxNx666 Member

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    Prolly already posted, hope not tho...

    Play It Forward
    Aug. 14 - While many may have expected the Rockets to make more significant personnel moves this offseason, general manager Carroll Dawson and new head coach Jeff Van Gundy seem to be content with the nucleus of last year’s 43-39 squad. Although a trade is always a possibility, Rockets fans likely can look forward to the sequel of the Steve, Cat & Yao show when the season gets underway at Toyota Center on October 30. So, you might ask, who will catch Van Gundy’s eye and start alongside the Rockets three stars?

    Does that mean we wont trade, or we can't, or what? I am confused by all this rhetoric!?!?!?!? And why is Yao last? It's not Alhpabetical!! Is he the worst? Or is Steve, Cause it can't be cause it sounds good, because I don't see how that order is any different than any other. God save me, I am so confulsedd. Go I are now.
     
  2. ghost2003

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    Try their last names if you insist:
    Steve FRANCIS
    Cuttino MOBLEY
    YAO Ming

    or by their positions:
    Steve - 1
    Cat - 2
    Yao - 5

    Anyways, why bother with this at all?
     
  3. RIET

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    your user-id is annoying. Makes me feel like I'm at battlenet watching a bunch of 8yr olds try to shock the world with their profanity.
     
  5. lost_elephant

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    its the writers opinion anyways. if his last name isnt alexander, dawson, van gundy his opinion of what rank each player holds is irrelevant.
     
  6. Just B

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    You said it yourself: "I don't see how this order is any different than any other".

    Does it matter what order their names are in? Maybe they were listing them based on scoring, or maybe ghost2003 was right. But again, it really doesn't matter at all.
     
  7. DallasThomas

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    Am I the only one in here that got that one?

    You deserve a smiley from someone for that effort, so here:

    :D

    PS: __

    (That was a weak attempt at a keyboard-friendly rendition of a puddle of holy water)
     
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    Personally I find this f**king hilarious.
     
  9. RocketForever

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    I think I am even more confused than you are after I have read this.
     
  10. AGBee

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    If Yao were ice cream, what flavor would he be?
     
  11. Just B

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    I'd say marble. Cause he's kind of a vanilla-like color, and he's mixed in with a lot of chocolate-colored people!:p
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    The devil opened up his laptop
    And he said "I'll start this show"
    And fire flew from his finger tips
    As he raised the top to go
    And he pulled the mouse across the screen
    And it made a evil hiss
    Then a band of demons joined in
    And it looked something like this.

     
  13. Yetti

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    Not to my way of thinking! The Franchise and Mobes Show had its day and didnt make the playoffs once! Now its the turn of JVG to take control away from Francis and run the Team his way and get the results from the Houston Entertaining Rockets Basketball Show [HERBS] that we all want to see.
     
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    the devil came down to clutchcity?
     

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