Woo hoo! Time for another State of the Union party! I'm planning to bake some weapons of mass deliciousness for the occasion.
The President lost all my support when he scheduled a boring speech on a night that required preempting 24. Why not a Monday night when nothing I watch is on?
LOL Mrs Jb, eat a wmd for me. ps, will you be using the weapons of mass production (blender, stove) in your wmds?
Unfortunately, I've already eaten far too many -- it's time to head to the gym to make use of their weapons of ass reduction.
If it did, all the more reason to go with a Monday night speech. Spare people from having to watch that dreck.