This is exactly what I was thinking (unfortunately) while I was watching the game today. Hey if he gets the p*rn chicks like Ron does then more power to him.
Didi you know that prior to him becoming a p*rn star, he was a school teacher in NY? That would be a scary teacher.
He used to be able to do auto-fellatio before growing the huge belly. I saw one of his earlier movies [hetero]... I know he was much much "leaner" than how he looks now. At the video store, we even had some Lords videos which got stolen... classic stuff...