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Sperm donor fathered 400 children

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by devin23, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. devin23

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    #1 devin23, Dec 17, 2009
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    Obligatory Shawn Kemp joke...
     
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  3. juicystream

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    I wish I knew where to sell my sperm every 2 weeks.
     
    #3 juicystream, Dec 17, 2009
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    Obligatory JuanValdez in five years joke...
     
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    "'The situation is urgent! We have a woman ovulating this morning. Can you be here in a half hour?' "

    :grin:
     
    #5 RocketsPimp, Dec 17, 2009
  6. bigtexxx

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    can you "be here"? Or "come here"?


    thanks, I'll be here all week.
     
    #6 bigtexxx, Dec 17, 2009
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    Booo! :eek:


    ;)
     
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    I was literally going to post the same exact words....
     
    #8 Two Sandwiches, Dec 18, 2009
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    You Rockets fans are slipping...

    Obligatory Calvin Murphy joke... :cool:
     
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    Well since you beat me to it... how about George Foreman?
     
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  12. Rashmon

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    Part of my instructions to the recipients (spermees) were that they had to name the children after me.
     
    #12 Rashmon, Dec 18, 2009
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    I wish I knew where to sell my sperm every 2 hours
     
    #13 Al Calavicci, Dec 18, 2009
  14. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Obligatory.... Jason Caffee joke


    There was an issue couple years back of a woman trying to get child support from the sperm donor who's sperm she used to have her kid. This shows how thats just NOT feasible. A crude analogy, its like going to the dog pound and wanting the previous dog owner to pay you food support for the dog's meals.
     
    #15 Shroopy2, Dec 18, 2009
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    I think I am going to try to get into better shape and then become a sperm donor.
     
    #16 Franchise3, Dec 18, 2009
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    Obligatory The Thadeus joke?
     
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