Listen to this story off of a college website: From: Name Withheld To: collegehumor@yahoo.com Subject: Ouch... Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:58:11 -0600 "So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of c*m into a bowl of brownie mix. ****ed up huh? I want to die." OUCH! If I were that guy, I would have sent her an anonymous Valentine's day cake from a secret admirer and dumped a hot Cleveland Steamer in the middle of it.
Its hilarious that people go to such l great lengths to dump people..... I wonder what he did to deserve that!
Honest story about a friend of mine, and it sounds remarkably similar to what you posted. Hmm, maybe it's him: When I was at SFA in 1991, a friend of mine had a longtime girlfirend, and they broke up on bad terms after she became increasingly angry with him for leaving her behind to go to school. So, he gets this package in the mail one day from her....it contained a video tape. The video tape was of her and some new guy giving each other oral, and having sex. At the end of the tape, she looked at the camera and told my friend Doug to F-off, and he could go to hell. Anyway, he was pissed, held on to the tape for a month. This is the BEAUTY of it all: He packaged up the tape and sent it to her dad. Doug never heard from her again. I can only imagine her dad's reaction. NICE. Moral: Never tape yourself in a self incriminating or compromising position out of anger (or for any reason I guess).
HOOP-T, that's awesome. I'd have sent it to every old relative of her's, from the Grandparents on down.
Similar story...emailed from a friend...not sure if it's true, but if it is, this guy is my hero! The Wedding Reception If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget about it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at Clemson. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a gift from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told them to open it. Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private dectective to trail them.) After he stood there and watched people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "**** You", he turned to the bride and said "**** You", and then said I'm out of here. He got the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would have broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway. His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a 300 guest wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc. This is his world, we just live in it.
I had a chick leave peanut butter on my desk once after I dumped her. I am allergic. Thought I'd share.
