On St. Patrick's Day we went a few houses over to our friends' to drink and eat a leg of lamb. My girl went home and I was still ready for booze, so I walked to the nearest bar and had some beer and whiskey for another hour and a half, till they closed. Got home, girlfriend knocked out, so I lay on the couch and order an Adult movie on the On Demand. Just got a text message, "How was bella loves jenna, was it masterlustiest--dirty boy". It was, BTW.
Yeah, I almost posted it in that one. Though she is going to bring me Jack in the Box tacos in about an hour, so NO SKIN OFF MY NUTS.
speaking of Jenna, what the hell happened to her? http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/19/has-jenna-stopped-swallowing/ p*rn legend Jenna Jameson -- or, rather, what's left of her -- was snapped yesterday walking the runway at a fashion show in Los Angeles. While Jenna was never exactly Kirstie Alley, for this look she seems to have become some amalgam of Kelly Ripa, Nicole Richie and a standard-issue local affiliate blonde anchorwoman. Please Jenna, for the love of testosterone, bring back the buxom bodaciousness of yesteryear ... or even last year!
Sounds like she wasn't so bothered by it, now if you were caught by your parents once, that would have been a story. On a similar note, I walked in on one of my college rommates once. He covered up real quick so it's not like I actually saw anything and since we weren't friends, I decided to just act like I hadn't noticed anything and never gave him **** about it. I went to a baording school for middle and high school, so I have a couple of other caught in the act stories, but my memory is fuzzy and I can't think of anything particularly funny about said events.
I never knew people actually masturbated. Thought it was just a joke and only the lamest and most desperate do it. I am beganing to find out that more and more people jack off. Is it common or are a lot of yall desperate? What percentage of white males out there jack off?
White males are notorious for this masturbation habits. In fact, the poster above me is doing it right now.
Ever guy jacks off, does he not? wth uno is that question for real or am i left in the dark about some sub-species of male who don't BTW, Jenna looks terrible now. Tito Ortiz still with that?
