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Sorry Manny, you'll have to wait until you get home for your p*rn...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by A-Train, Mar 18, 2003.

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  1. A-Train

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    Tennessee bans p*rn in vehicles

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. - p*rn and driving don't mix - at least not in Tennessee.

    The state Senate has voted unanimously to ban X-rated videos from cars and other vehicles if the television screens can be seen from the street.

    Senator Mark Norris filed the legislation after getting a complaint from a constituent. The man said his daughters could see a sex tape being played in a van stopped at a red light. Many vehicles now have the option of being equipped with video players.

    But the measure wouldn't outlaw all mobile red light districts. p*rn fans could still watch sex tapes if their car windows are tinted or covered by shades.
     
    #1 A-Train, Mar 18, 2003
  2. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Thank god! I was sweatin there for a second. ;)
     
    #2 Severe Rockets Fan, Mar 18, 2003
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    Big deal. Tennessee p*rn. Ain't no humans in it. Jess some barnyard animals. My boy Zeke shot him a video down at the farm jess the udder day!
     
    #3 RocketMan Tex, Mar 18, 2003
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    Damn! How desperate do you have to be to watch p*rn in a car. Can't even wait to get home?

    I once knew a guy who watched p*rn videos on the security monitor of a Burger King. Safe to say I never ate while he worked there.
     
    #4 R0ckets03, Mar 18, 2003
  5. Vengeance

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    LOL. A few months ago, here in Houston, this guy in a PIMPED OUT ride (5 screens) drove by me . . . he had a Porno film going on the screens. I was wondering if that would bother anyone (didn't bother me . . . I was just laughing at how audacious it was) . . . apparently it did :)
     
    #5 Vengeance, Mar 18, 2003
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    Freakin' hilarious...:D
     
    #6 rrj_gamz, Mar 18, 2003
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    Dude!!! Now I'm cleaning coke off of my flat screen!!! LMAO
     
    #7 Mulder, Mar 19, 2003
  8. Behad

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    Hey, anyone from Tennessee, I need an answer: Why do you need rubber boots to tend the flock of sheep?
     
    #8 Behad, Mar 19, 2003
  9. A-Train

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    I think you're mistaken, Behad...It's not the feet they put the rubber on...
     
    #9 A-Train, Mar 19, 2003
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    I know the answer, but I want to see what the Tennesseans think.
     
    #10 Behad, Mar 19, 2003
  11. Uprising

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    you guys crack me up. man. This whole thing, not being able to wait till they get home. It's so sad. :rolleyes:
     
    #11 Uprising, Mar 19, 2003
  12. Rocket Fan

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    behad... im from houston but im in tennessee attending vanderbilt. do i even want to know the answer to that?
     
    #12 Rocket Fan, Mar 19, 2003
  13. Behad

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    It may come in handy, if you find yourself alone....on a hilltop...with sheep.
     
    #13 Behad, Mar 19, 2003
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    think we now know why Manny's blind dates go wrong, he switches on his car TV...................................
     
    #14 SmeggySmeg, Mar 19, 2003
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