Sorry Guys. I know some of you are dissappointed in my play and think that my salary is not justified. But I'd like to point out all of the good things that I do. First off, have you noticed how mean I look when I throw down a slam dunk? Especially when no one contests it. Also notice the stare I give to opponents, ref's and/or the opponent's bench. That's scary stuff man! Now I realize that some of you expect me to hustle and block shots but that's just not my style. I prefer to maybe get on or two blocks in and really give them a good staring down. I think it's a little more effective than just blocking shots and grabbing rebounds. And why do you guys get on me about hustling down the court? You try taking down a big fatty before the game and running up and down the court. It's not that easy!!! My lungs are burning man! I should be getting paid 10 or 12 mil a year but out of the kindness of my heart I accepted my current deal. I'm going to just keep playing my game and get the big money on my next contract. But for those who are down on me I promise I will work on my skills for next year. You'll see a lot more lollygagging and nastier scowls. So please give me some more time to come in to my own. Thanks. ------------------
I forgot about the scowls, all is forgiven. ------------------ www.swirve.com...The reason Al Gore invented the internet.
Can we sign this guy to an extension of his existing contract? ------------------ "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."- (Aldous Huxley)
Hey Kelvin, I got a question for you. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? My guess would be a weeping willow. ------------------ Mmmm ... open-faced club sand wedge.
Nope, a p***y willow. Thanks for the support guys. I knew some of you would know how to play the game. When I look at a player like Dream or Stevie, it makes me sick! I mean they try so hard and waste all of that energy. It's just sad to look at. Oh well, maybe one day they'll get it. ------------------
Hey Kelvin: How is that ingrown toenail that is going to keep you out for the next 4 to 6 months??? ------------------ "Chucky who?" Charles Barkley
Kelvin, is it true that you were gelded in a childhood accident? ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
Kelvin, if I ever see you on the street, I am going to kick your ass. Unless you scowl at me.....I guess I will have to sucker punch you from behind. ------------------ There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
I feel for ya KC. ------------------ Note: It was my cowhead. I started the cowhead craze, and my cowhead inspired Mooch to step up and bring us a victory. Thank you for your time.
Drewdog: It's not the nail that's bothering me. It's my nintendo thumb that I'm really worried about. Pole: I believe you have to be born with balls to be gelded. Correct me if I'm wrong. Hoop-T: Bring it on! That way I can sue you and add to my fortune and get some more time on the IR, where I'm most comfortable. Rockets-r-us: Man, you and I can hang anytime. You should come by my mom's crib and kick it with me some time. I just got a playstation2. ------------------
Hmmm, maybe a drive-by then? ------------------ There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Hey Kelvin, I love that mental D that you use with your stare, but use caution. One mean scowl at karl "the femailman" malone and he might fall and cause you to get a foul. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Wakko67 (edited March 27, 2001).]
Yeah, Karl's a punk. All he can do is rebound and score. The only part of his game that I like is his flopping. I'm working on that with CD now. Actually, CD keeps trying to teach me some stupid post moves and how to box out but that just aint me. I've been working a bit more on my new hack move. It's a cross between a Dream frustration reach-in foul and a flagrant foul. You may have seen this one already. I like to use it in crucial situations or when I've already got 5 fouls. It's just a one of the little things that make me the player that I am. ------------------
Kelvin, have you considered the "lie down and trip them" school of defense? Some think it might work for you pretty well. Plus it would save you the effort of standing up - heck, you could probably smoke a bowl while you were down there. Check out this thread for reference: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/012095.html ------------------ I'm about to boldly go where many men have gone before.
What's up KC? I got a couple questions for you. What were you smoking when you said you'd lead the league in rebounds and could you tell me where I can get some of that? ------------------ Mmmm ... open-faced club sand wedge.
Kelvin, you are the second most atheletic person in the NBA.....hahahaha..... No I'm serious (you are right behind Air Bullard). Got to http://www.airbullard.com/ you will laugh your booty off. ------------------ ------------------ Hakeem: "Exit Suugar Lan"
It's a good strategy in theory. But it could involve a little too much contact for my taste. Plus Walt and I have a pregame ritual where we take down a couple of blunts in the shower before games. At half time I usually get in a couple of more bong hits. I also learned a trick from one of my mentors, Isiah Rider. You poke a bunch of holes in a coke can and nobody knows any better. They think you're drinking a coke (except for all of the smoke). Man I love this league! ------------------
fa sho, anytime playa. ------------------ Note: It was my cowhead. I started the cowhead craze, and my cowhead inspired Mooch to step up and bring us a victory. Thank you for your time.
It's getting pretty close to game time, Kelvin. Shouldn't you be taking another hit? I don't want your game hampered any tonight. It's a big one, so hit a big one. ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened." Douglas Adams
