amusing stuff http://www.seattleweekly.com/news/blogs/buzzerbeater/2007/11/sonics_drinking_game.php Sonics Drinking Game Posted Nov. 19 at 8:38 am by Damon Agnos After watching a Sonics game, do you ever find yourself wishing you hadn’t drank so much? Or perhaps, despondent at the team’s play or potential move, wishing you’d drank more? Well, we at Buzzer Beater are here to help you regulate (consider us the Nate Dogg to your Warren G). So get a half-rack, turn on the game, and follow the rules below. Drink every time you encounter an event listed in your category, or in one of the categories before it: Designated Driver -Wally Szczerbiak dunks. -Delonte West finishes with his right hand. -You overhear someone say “I wish Craig Ehlo was still calling these games.” (Other players: no cheating and lying on this one, or you have to pay for the cab). -Kevin Durant outmuscles his opponent. -The camera shows Clayton Bennett in the owner’s box. -You find yourself thinking “man, those three seven footers were really underrated draft picks.” I’m just gonna have one or two. -Luke Ridnour fouls a stronger point guard who’s backing him down. -After the defense attempts to force him right, Delonte West backs the ball out to get an angle to go left. -Damien Wilkins hits a corner three. -Wally Szczerbiak gets an assist or rebound. -Kurt Thomas dunks. -Nick Collison attempts a layup or dunk with his right hand. I need a little buzz. -Kevin Durant or Jeff Green deflects a pass or gets a steal. -On a pick and roll, Chris Wilcox shuffles his feet to begin setting them for a dunk, despite being more than fifteen feet from the basket. -Wally Szczerbiak complains to or makes an incredulous face at an official. Drink two more times if he turns to someone other than that official to further plead his case. -Brian Davis reminds you of Jeff Gannon -Damien Wilkins takes a shot that would have gotten you benched on your high school, junior high, or rec league team. -Nick Collison attempts a layup or dunk with his left hand. **** it. Let’s get drunk. -Kevin Durant takes a shot that would have gotten you benched on your high school, junior high, or rec league team. -Chris Wilcox dunks. -Robert Swift looks like a victim stuck in a bully’s body. - Damien Wilkins pump fakes. -Jeff Green’s jersey looks too small for him. -You find yourself examining the southern shore of PJ’s beard for grip marks. Help me forget! -Kevin Durant takes a shot. -Chris Wilcox grabs a rebound. -A Sonics player misses a defensive rotation or fails to close out, leading to an open shot for the opponent. -Jeff Green plays better defense than Rashard Lewis. -Wally Szczerbiak’s dribble game reminds you of your dad’s. -You find yourself thinking, “I hope they don’t move to Oklahoma City.
Lets come up with one for the Rox. DD- Francis checks in 1or2- Battier or Hayes take a charge Buzz- McGrady takes a shot that would have gotten you benched in HS Drunk-Yao turns it over Help me forget- Drexler says; "consummate professional" Mine suck. But yall nerds have great imaginations.
For the Rox: DD - Rafer makes a tear drop, Francis starts 1/2 - Rafer makes 3's Buzz - Rafer is still starting Drunk - Yao gets BS foul Forget - 10 threads about all the above after the game.
DD - Rafer makes a three 1/2 - Chuck Hayes makes a nice offensive move that ends with a score Buzz - McGrady jacks up an off-balance fade away, it goes in. Drunk - Yao gets the ball stripped by a guard and the camera catches his signature "DAMN I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO ME" face. Forget - Defensive breakdown on the perimeter that leads to wide-open 3 point attempt. Forget - Rafer is in the game in the last 6 minutes of the fourth quarter. Take continuous shots of liquor of choice.
DD - Yao commits a hard foul. 1/2 - Yao holds onto the ball far longer than he should. Buzz - Tmac makes a pass that has you wondering if he has a third eye. Drunk - Rafer shoots a wide open three. Make it a double if it goes in. Plastered - Yao gets fouled with no call.
DD - Rafer makes a 3 1/2 - Rafer shoots 40% Buzz - Rafer shoots 30% Drunk - Rafer shoots 20% Plastered - Rafer goes 0'fer
DD - tmac dunks. 1/2 - chuck scores. Buzz - yao turns the ball over. Drunk - james attempts a shot. Plastered - yao gets fouled with no call.
Except for the designated driver level, all of those would result in you taking either zero drinks (if Rafer shoots under 20% but makes at least 1 shot) or 1 drink at the end of the game). The only person who could potentially get drunk is the designated driver, and thus it is a bad drinking game.
