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Songs to switch the lyrics to...

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Here's the one I'm yelling tomorrow for the game.

    Originally Rob Thomas' "This is how a Heart Breaks"

    This is it now
    Everybody get down
    White Sox are gonna shake
    Time to make their heart break!
    Berkman hits now
    you feel them break down
    This series we're gonna take
    Time to make their heart break!
     
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    You're hoping this one will go over better, huh? Who's Rob Thomas? Is he that Justin Timberlake twin?
     
  3. LonghornFan

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    Dude, you listen to Matchbox 20? :confused:
     
  4. DallasThomas

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    To the tune of "Oilers Fight Song":

    Yes, we're the Houston Astros, Houston Astros,
    Houston Astros, Number One.
    Yes, we're the Houston Astros, Houston Astros,
    Houston Astros, Number One.

    'Cause we're the Houston Astros, Houston Astros,
    Houston Astros, Number One - Five - Seven - Eight,
    We're the best from the Lone Star State!
    Houston Astros, Houston Astros,
    Houston Astros, Number One.
     
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    Last edited: Oct 21, 2005
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    Lead singer for Matchbox 20. This song is all over the top 40; and yes, I felt this one might go over better.

    You just like being snippy, don't you? :p
     
  6. DallasThomas

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    I got another idea from a thread in the Hangout...

    To the tune of Bloodhound Gang's "Chasey Lain"

    Dear Jason Lane
    I wrote to explain
    I’m your biggest fan
    I just wanted to ask
    Could I eat your ass?
    Write back as soon as you can
     
  7. JunkyardDwg

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    Do not mistake the crap that is Rob Thomas, the solo artist, from the rather qutie decent Matchbox Twenty. Unless you think its all just big pile of cow dung :p
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Seriously... that is crap and inappropriate.

    And I don't say that often, believe me.

    My point to this thread is instead of doing something r****ded like a LOT of people did today...

    Such as...

    We Will We Will Beat the Sox!

    We Will We Will Beat the Sox!







    How stupid and, honestly, gay.

    If we can't find a good mantra, then we suck.

    I'm trying..... Are y'all?
     
  9. DallasThomas

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    You're seriously gonna yell a Rob Thomas song with altered lyrics during the game tonight? In front of other people? I figured you had to be joking. And sorry for replacing "Chasey Lain" with "Jason Lane" after I always have thought of that name whenever I've heard his. But, I don't feel it's any more inappropriate than calling things "stupid and honestly gay." I didn't mean to offend you or mock your thread, but your name is Fatty FatBastard...what do you think we picture on the other side of that moniker? ;)
     
  10. Preston27

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    It's called a parody, people. Here's mine, with the original being "Happy Birthday to You"

    Happy Championship to you.
    Happy Championship to you.
    Happy Championship, dear Astros,
    Happy Championship to you.
     
  11. Hmm

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    And many more? :eek:
     
  12. Preston27

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    I was hoping someone would add that.

    Hell yeah!

    And many more,
    quite possibly four.
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    (In my best Reese voice from "The Terminator")

    It's what I do... It's ALL I do!!!
     
  14. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Dude, the Astros are in the World Series, it's impossible for me to be snippy. Well, my playoff beard is starting to itch, so yeah, that's kinda annoying.

    I just thought since the last one went over so well, this one would go over about as well as Ishtar 2. :p
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    Dude! I soooo thought about growing out my beard. I just felt my clients wouldn't understand.

    I got your back on that, though. Awesome.
     
  16. Rocketman95

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    Eh, it really came about out of laziness. :D
     

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