Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong

BleedsRocketRed · Jan 11, 2010

http://www.pedaltothemetal.com/inde...aring_war_on_leather_at_motorcycle_rally.html

Fun gag story and photo from Glossynews.com; "Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials. “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations."
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DonkeyMagic · Jan 11, 2010

that. is. hilarious.

Fatty FatBastard · Jan 11, 2010

Lol.

Mr. Brightside · Jan 11, 2010

It's a fake story, right?

leroy · Jan 11, 2010

Cannonball · Jan 11, 2010

Mr. Brightside said:

It's a fake story, right?
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Read the first sentence in the quote again.

DonnyMost · Jan 11, 2010

hurhurhuruhurhuhrurhur dats funnie stinkin hippies go bak 2 france!!1

moestavern19 · Jan 11, 2010

Too bad they didn't get to teach those f#gs a lesson.

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