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Sold a laptop to the Cookie Monster...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jslim, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. jslim

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    I work at the Sony store in the Galleria, various superstars go through their, just so happened on Sunday, Mutombo stopped by. I talked to him before, sold him a small mobile laptop, he said he was going to "use it for his chat programs", he was like "what do I do with the old laptop I bought from you" I told him to sell it on ebay, he said he is gonna sell it to his company. He seemed kinda tired, he told me he just got in last nite from vegas, because I had asked him how practicing is going and stuff. What a intelligent guy though he knows ALOT about technology, I asked him if he was ready to have a good season, he told me he was ready to start tommorow. Great encounter, from the cookie monster, oh yeah props goto my little persian friend rashezy.
     
  2. DrLudicrous

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    Did he try to sex anybody while he was there?
     
  3. Tonaaayyyy

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    You should have told him to chat in the bbs
     
  4. JBIIRockets

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    I'm sure he probably overpaid for it.

    any store that sells 1 dvd-r disc for 2 bucks is clearly targeting the rich.
     
  5. m_cable

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    Probably not technically, but who knows what he's planning with his "chat programs".
     
  6. Hakeem06

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    for some reason this joke never gets old...hilarious.
     
  7. MykTek

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    does Adeal, Adriana and etc still work there?
     
  8. Vengeance

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    Haha, that gives me the mental image of Dikembe saying, in his cookie monster voice, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat".
     
  9. m_cable

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    Damn, somebody has GOT to bust out a photoshop on that. It's borderline criminal to just leave it alone.
     
  10. airbulllard

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    please someone do it, i need a laugh and a new background image
     
  11. AMS

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    Ill buy his old laptop...
     
  12. JumpMan

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    That isn't a surprise to anyone who believes in brain types, Deke is an INTP same as Albert Einstein, the only INTP to ever play in tha NBA. Doesn't he know how to speak something like seven languages? Could be the smartest dude in the NBA, smartest seven footer for sure. :D
     
  13. jgreen91

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    I waited on Deke last night at Sambucca, he had some YOUNG hottie with him and he left me nice tip(he always does), 4 tables away from him was Richard Hidalgo, his agent paid with a Black AMEX, must be nice to loaded...lol
     
  14. Easy

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    Doesn't matter how many languages he speaks. They all sound the same in Cookie Monster's voice.
     
  15. Uprising

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    Me too, if he signs it.
     
  16. GoatBoy

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    Sura falls in a faint.
     
  17. DrLudicrous

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    Quick and dirty, but you get the idea.
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  18. Hippieloser

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    Let's all take a moment to stop and thank our favorite deities that we have another full season of Mutombo threads to look forward to. :D
     
  19. TMac640

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    man how I miss the whowantstosexmutombo.com website lol


    that was some good **** :D
     
  20. GRENDEL

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    Ok that just made me laugh out loud in my cubical!
     

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