Soft Core p*rn

Whats to discuss? Its fake.

 

I would first like to say.........welcome back you old fart.

 

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It's definitely fake. I used to stay up a little late after everyone was asleep back in HS to watch the soft core pr0n on HBO. Not long after I realized it was lame and went back to the internetz.

Plus I hate the little cheesy stories that pr0n actually tries to sell us. Just get straight to the point.

 

soft core p*rn made me get through high school, it was always right after def comedy jam and Mr. Show.. AHHH those were the days...

 

I find them pretty funny due to the absurdity of some of them.

 

I hate cheesiness, but I actually like some sort of build-up/emotion going on before they ****. I guess that's the difference between men and women.

 

They are fake. On occasion I will see one where I think it might possibly be real with the hardcare shots taken out...but most are fake I'm sure. Often times what gives it away is when they are in a position that obviously negates intercourse...like when a girl is riding a dude's belly button. Also, occasionally you might see a scene where you see the dude's wanger totally flacid when we are supposed to believe there is sex taking place.

Someone told me one time that most of the guys in those softcore movies are actually gay. Maybe because they don't have to strain to stay soft when doing the fake stuff?

 

Ahhhh, yes... Skinemax pr0n. It's like PUSHING furniture. Except it's always naked moving gals and guys... and sometimes two girls... but weird how it's never two guys... not that there's anything wrong with that...

"Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake."

You never see the chick's thingie or the dude's thingie. But you imagine where each thingie is by the time they're "done." :grin:

Cállese, mister "hey, SwoLy, do you know where I can buy 'Switch Hitters: Volume 12' ? "

 

Do you still buy ceee-deees and get milk delivered to your house

Still, it's sweet to see you try to connect with the damn kids.

Spoiler

 

You're kidding, right?

Their bodies are always thrusting in the same direction. Think about it.

 

Gotta love the classic cowgirl position where one of the two always keeps a hand covering the "action." That hand drove me nuts in middle school.

 

I saw Bob Odenkirk talk about it once. He said that soft core p*rn actors were the most dedicated artists around.

He said hardcore p*rn actresses like Jenna Jamison or whoever could have websites and make tons of money.

Legit actors and actresses can make a tone of money and get fame and prestige for Oscars and the like.

So the Soft Core actresses must really just be doing it because they are dedicated to the craft.

It was pretty amusing when I saw it live at least.

 

I remember showtime or cinemax had a show that was similar to Friends, but it would show boobs and stuff. It was awesome. Didn't care too much for the story line though.

 

Much like Spartacus: Blood and Sand

 

Zero Calorie soda.

 

Women and their emotions. Always have to complicate things

Btw this dry humping with no clothes on does happen in hardcore as well. I'm not gonna name names (Clutch might not be too happy), but let's just say the actor/actress is pretty well known. There is a scene where the guy and the girl were outdoor "acting" on a chair with the girl on top and you can clearly see the guy's johnson just laying and chilling on one side of his thighs, while the girl was riding like a trooper.

I thought that was pretty funny. Wouldn't expect that from a hardcore.

 

What, you don't think sometimes HOT BLONDES get flat tires on desolate parts of this world?