...you've done at your place of employment? I think I've been pretty good at this job. Been here 5 years, and well........ I've had several endeavors in the parking garage (all with the same girl), but that's about it. However some of them were in pretty heavy traffic time, and it kinda freaked me out a few times. Other than that.....I've been good. But I know some of you have to have some good stories. Do tell! (Of course, keep it clean!!)
Well, I did go to work trashed once. However, it was after a Christmas lunch given to our team by the attorney we worked for. It was pretty funny.
I have a few, but I prefer to not post them here. Who knows if I'm getting monitored. But trust me, they were both strange and daring.....
well... my last job i used to bring a bottle of peppermint schnapps (sp?) in my work bag and mix it with sprite in a can. i guess people just thought that i had really fresh breath or something. that was long ago. i don't do that anymore.
I worked at a call center a few years back. We used to mix a little rum y coke during our lunch breaks and put in a squirt bottle. We'd get a little buzz going while we took calls. I used to answer calls using different Phil Hendrie character voices. "Hello, thank you for calling Chase, this is Bobby Dooley, how can I help you? Ummm hmmmm, ummmm hmmmm...." My girlfriend who worked there at the time would answer calls using a heavy spanish accent. Good times. We had our calls monitored but we could see the monitor's desk from where we were sitting and if she wasn't there, it was open season on those poor customers.
...hmmm Back in my bartending days I ran a small pub in Denton...dang, can't recall the name... Anyway, one lazy afternoon a new beer vendor person came. Heck, how did I get so lucky...she was cute. We shot the **** while she cleaned my pipes actually she cleaned the draft beer system. She left saying "maybe I'll see you later". "Yeah, maybe next week when I need more beer" I thought. DOH! Guess who pops in about 6p? It's been to long to remember how we got there, but we ended up in the one person at a time women's room doing the wild thing with my pants around my ankles. Sooner than I wished, a regular popped in and said, "heeeeyyyy Louie, you got a crowd out here". Man...you don't know how embarrasing it is walking back behind that bar having every eye on you...none asking for beer...mostly giving that "atta boy" look. The girl got huge kudos too. Tip jar filled up pretty fast that night. Memories of that pool table just came to mind... RR
Back in the life guarding days I definately had the sex a few times at work. first time was a sleep out at a beach club. my co worker who rant the kiddie morning program and I "slept" on the roof of one of the Cabannas. there were like 80 kids there and my bud watched thim with his GF and 3 nannies(his GF was a nannie) later in the night he sliped away when I was back at the same place we did it in the water just after work and the kids and parents had left. another time was actually during one of the big BBQs we had to have and we just swam out and people forgot about us for a few hours. did the Bathroom thing at a couple of other places i worked, and at the town beach, one day that was overcast and the beach was pretty empty there was an experience in my beach chair wich sat next to my tower. I definately showed up top lifeguard drunk fom the night before, and sometimes never went home in between, but would never drink on the job, or endanger people. I actually always made one of the Jr guards cover my drunk ass while I sobered up. when I was working at a bank I figured out how people stole from people there, and did an experiment with $5 I actually never stole anyting, but it would have appeared so if my theory of how you could steal was wrong. I could probably have taken 20 a day no problem, and never get cought wich made me suspect some of my co-workers. I think most of them steal, but to me it seemed risky to test a theory about stealing in a bank on camera and all. I dunno there are likely more things, but this should do
I once argued with my CEO for threatening to turn off hosting of bbs.clutchcity.net on our employee fringe-benefit server, since it wasn't my personal site, so he thought he should profit from it. needless to say, I got my way, but it was kinda daring and stupid.
OHH I just remembered a good one oh and i may get some **** for this but it was stupid I was offered 5 mucks to eat a jelly fish and i went for it. that mother stung the hell out of my tongue. to be fair i ate a baby crab rifst for a buck and it but my tongue. then i ate a white jellyfish(dont sting) for another buck the red jelly was the bad move. in trace I ate a spider for a buck once, but that was not at work. that is all
Oh, you shouldn't have started this thread when I was surfing... I used to work at Randall's...and this isn't incriminating because I've already served my time for this one...but they fired me because they didn't like my dad. So then I went in the back and got into the room where you could access the roof. I rigged up the alarm pad on the little mini door and left it unlocked. I then came back after store hours and cleaned them out. Thousands and thousands of dollars worth of designer cologne/perfume, pallets and pallets of alcohol, freezers and freezers of steaks, lots of live lobsters...you name it. Oh, and then when I came back to get my last paycheck I pulled the "Half Baked" thing and grabbed one of the store intercom phones during peak hours and did the whole "F-you, F-you, F-you...you're cool...I'm out." But I'm really not a crazy criminal guy, I was just a misled teenager back in them days.
I've done the mambo, in a parked car in a garage in San Francisco around 2pm on Thanksgiving weekend. I've done it a club bathroom. I use to throw stones onto the highway to hit cars. Got semi-busted for that when some mean mofo got out of his mint green chevy nova to give me an ass whupping. I've got a few bj's driving. Parked on some guys' lawn and did it. Wasn't cool when the guy surprised us. Thought he was going to press charges, but opted to smile and get a good luck at us (probably more her than me) Did it next to the girl's bestfriend one pillow over. Brought a Gun to school. Did it on the elevator during gym of high school. Smoked in the storage room of high school, and on the roof of the hs. Tossed a football at our Vice principals' head. Ran and jumped onto a moving bus (late for school) The craziest thing I ever did was bet on the Cavalier's game against the Rockets this year. That was by far the most daring thing I've done though. ahhhhhhhhh Good times.
Back when I was a pizza cook at Pizza Inn one of the drivers and I would take the fresh batches of pizza dough that we kept in big yellow (clean) trash cans on wheels so we could get them around easier (they were quite heavy) and we would sit on top of them and race them around the establishment, even during work hours. This was usually during Sunday when the boss wasn't around. We also did many other crazy things, but I can't think of any more off the top of my head.
