I love reading good quotes, so I thought I'd share a few of my favorites. The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. ~ Unknown Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. ~Doug Larson Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. ~Richard Carlson Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life. ~Michael Leboeuf We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ~La Rochefoucauld The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity . ~Dorothy Parker (Thanks, Kaitlin) Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. ~Eric Hoffer To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. ~Bertrand Russell .
Not too into quotes, but saw one yesterday that I liked: "Experience is a hard teacher. It gives the test first and the lesson after." Vernon Law.
"Landlord Landry won't be standing & applauding ... he'll still have his lips attached to his mothers left slopper & flicking off the rest of the stadium like a mental patient." -Gene the PIG
Far easier to look out a window than looking into a mirror. (I don't know where I got it from and I'm sure I'm paraphrasing a bit)
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"Rodga say he on't wan me inna scrip club i say dey ain'nutn wrong wit goin to da scrip club ya kno I wuz jus bein rebellion."
Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace. —Albert Schweitzer
(insert squeaky lisp voice) "I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! - Mike Tyson
Alien - "I come in peace" Dolph - "....and you go in pieces(add the A bomb)" I know I know movie line but I always loved Dolph's line in that movie.
A few from one of my favorite movies of all time... Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." - Samuel Beckett "I can't go on... I'll go on." - Beckett "We are all born mad. Some remain so." - Beckett "No forcing... It's fatal." - Beckett "I'm sorry for everything I've ever done and I hope to remedy it soon." - Bob Dylan "Your mean." - tybrave "I'm not joking. Back when I was a doorman at Timberwolf Pub sidelining as a country singer, I remember picking up a Houston Press that berated her nonsense. And that was 1998!" - Fatty Fat b*stard
I forgot my favorite 2 quotes of all time: "Boil up some Mountain Dew; it's gonna be a long night." (talking about y2k) "Laugh now, lady. After a month of eating cockroaches, you will be begging for gerbster." -Dale "Rusty" Gribble --------------------------------------------------------------------
"You don't know what you've got until it's gone." - unknown See my sig for a few others, bnb's might be my favorite. Pugs
Well bnb was the person I originally heard/read say it. I'd rather have him in my signature than George Carlin. Maybe it's about time I get a new signature all together, I don't think they're bringing back the Compaq Center..... Pugs
"Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience." old college prof once told me that. i don't know where he got it from.
