So, what all loot did you get?

I was allowed to buy my wife presents and enjoyed an evening filled with the beautiful sound of not getting yelled at. It was the best gift ever.

 

I got a pair of tickets to the Smeg World Tour game, XMEN 1.5 and some chocolates.

I might use the tickets for toilet paper though unless the Rockets get their sh*t together....

 

I got a big bowl of jack squat.

 

Mr. JB got me a subscription to Bird Watcher's Digest and I baked him a big batch of his favorite Valentine sugar cookies (heart shaped with red sprinkles).

 

I got a five pound bag of loneliness.

 

I got a nice invitation to go out with 2 hot female friends to Galveston. and a chocolate thing and a small stuffed animal and then i was lonely

 

I think I got a V.D.

Oh the woes of being single, desperate, and drunk on Valentine's Day!



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by the way that was a joke. I enjoyed my Valentine's Day with an NBA double header on ESPN. Two FANTASTIC games!

 

Gave:

A Musical Flower (very cute), Sapphire earings laced in platinum and dinner at the Capital Grille

Recieved:

Isaac Miyako Cologne, Sweater from Zara (Very cool brand based in Spain with stores all over the world)

 

Just three cards and two boxes of chocolate (from my parents and husband). And the take-out dinner that we'd already agreed to buy ourselves, plus going out for a milkshake afterwards. I got my husband a small bouquet of flowers (purple and yellow ones, not specially designated for Valentine's Day so they weren't overpriced ). We didn't exchange presents really... I sort of wanted to but we decided we should save money and not do it. I guess the holiday isn't a big deal around here.

 

My wife gave me a card and balloons. I didn't care for anything.

She, on the other hand, got screwed. I ordered her a dozen roses online earlier in the week. She never got them. I called the company and they have a message saying they screwed up hundreds of orders and would refund those of us who got burned. I was none too happy.

Luckily I also made a music video together made with some of our favorite pics and one of her favorite songs. I finally put my Adobe Premiere to good use.

 

I gave away lots of flowers, and lots of candies. I spent my valentine's day in the rain in a tent in a parking lot of a grocery store. I have little pricks in my palms and fingers. No eye candy. And when there were females there, well... Just a bunch of guys b****ing and complaining about this holiday.

 

Rodizio's???

If your wife really loved you she would have gotten you a gift certificate to Fogo de Chao's. Just kidding of course.


I got nothing, but it's all good. There's nothing wrong with that. . . Being alone is a good thing. . .that's right, keep telling yourself and maybe you'll acutally believe it.

 

Isn't that what got Michael Jackson in trouble?

 

I got 3 pounds of pure, unadulterated heroin.

 

Geez Nomar, that has a street value of about half a million dollars. Somone must love you very much.

 

And how would we know this???

 

My wife got me 3 kids over the last 4 years and that is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

I got a rock.

 

So... your wife gave you 3 kids, and kids are the gift that keeps on giving?

Or did you give your wife the gift that keeps on giving?