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So, it's Friday(TMac's re-evaluation day), is he back for tomorrow's game?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DeAleck, Jan 13, 2006.

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  1. DeAleck

    DeAleck Member

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    Insiders?
     
    #1 DeAleck, Jan 13, 2006
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    He was spotted in Yao's restaurant the other day enjoying his mangolian beef dish, busily plotting and planning with Yao Ming on how they will take over the world, one country at a time.

    Then, they came to the realization that both China and the U.S. are firmly in their grabs, so they decided the rest didn't matter...
     
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    Really? I saw them in Pakistan yesterday and they had that world-dominant look on their faces.
     
    #3 DallasThomas, Jan 13, 2006
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    Pinky and the Brain.
     
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    They travel in the mothership; the trip from Houston to Islamabad take .345 seconds to be exact...

    They decided to stop over to play some cricket, and they dominated.
     
    #5 tigermission1, Jan 13, 2006
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    Personally, I don't want him back right now. His back is obviously a big problem because it keeps flaring up. He needs to rest, and come back when he's really ready. Remember, this is our franchise player, and we need him healthy for the future.
     
    #6 Aruba77, Jan 13, 2006
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    You forgot to mention they both enjoyed a bowl of Momma Yao's Super fantastic Dumpling soup ;)
     
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    Mac: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
    Yao: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

    Yao: Gee, Mac, what are we going to do tonight?
    Mac: The same thing we do every night, Yao. Try to take over the world!

    • • •

    Mac: Now, Yao, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that?
    Yao: Mmmm, no, Mac, don't think I can.

    Mac: That's a simple task, Yao.

    Yao: Egad! You astound me, Mac!

    Mac: Be quiet Yao, or I shall have to hurt you.

    Mac: If I could reach you I would hurt you.

    • • •

    Mac: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!
    Yao: Oh no, Mac. Narf! You're thinking of that other park in Orlando.

    Mac: There's only one ride that interests me - the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!
    Yao: Mmm, I think there's a height requirement for that ride.

    • • •

    Mac: What can I do for fun, Yao? That's it! I'll send several bills to Senate for ratification, then veto them all!
     
    #8 hashmander, Jan 13, 2006
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    :D Good old afternoon cartoon days
     
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    he was prescribed morphine he will be fine. He will score 50 his next game.
     
    #10 12stonestool, Jan 13, 2006
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    Everyone is funny and smart, including myself. Here, can some people who REALLY want to engage this discussion say something serious? Or provide some REAL information?
     
    #11 DeAleck, Jan 13, 2006
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