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So I'm making a movie about ninjas

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Iron McFist, Dec 22, 2005.

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  1. Iron McFist

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    It's basically a sort of homage to Waiting for Godot / Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. Two ninjas carry out a hit at some unspecified guy's home, then find out that their getaway ride is lost. They then go around the house doing mundane things like watching TV, eating (having to remove their masks each time), working on their golf swings, etc., while talking about life and their profession.

    Absurd comedy, I guess. I have no idea how to end it though.

    I have the intro up (before anything mundane happens, it's only the killing scene) so any comments would be appreciated. It's pretty big (just over 20 megs, methinks) but oh well. Alot of the sound has to be dubbed over (as you'll see with the only speaking line so far) so that has to be fixed, along with the brightness and clarity of the picture (once I.. legally acquire.. After Effects)

    http://www.wankerbater.net/jon/ninjas.wmv

    Nice URL, no?
     
    #1 Iron McFist, Dec 22, 2005
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    shouldn't this be secret
     
    #3 updawg, Dec 22, 2005
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    I think saying "Nerdy sense" set it off.
     
    #6 Preston27, Dec 22, 2005
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    That music is from Silence of the Lambs. Awesome... I thought Buffalo Bill was going to come out... sweet. I like Ninjas. They're like MEXICAN FEDERALES, except with black clothes and they don't take your money.

    What did Sho Koshugi say when you asked him to be in the movie?
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Dec 22, 2005
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    thats some scary ****, yo.

    i'm gonna pack an extra round or two, before going home tonight.
     
    #10 Mr. Brightside, Dec 22, 2005
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    cool intro.
     
    #11 3814, Dec 22, 2005
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    Odd, I ripped it from Max Payne 2 data. Did they use the same song or is it just similar (haven't watched Silence.. in a long long time)?
     
    #12 Iron McFist, Dec 22, 2005
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    Is that a midget ninja? If so, I am so buying this movie.
     
    #13 Mr. Brightside, Dec 22, 2005
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