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So I'm Going to the Kenny Chesney Concert Tomorrow...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. Baqui99

    Baqui99 Member

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    Well, there's this chick that I'm trying to bang and she wants to go see the show at AT&T Park so I thought I'd take her. Damn thing is costing me $135 a pop. Hopefully I can close after the concert.

    My question is: should I even bother bringing my balls with me, or should I just leave them at home on the counter?
     
    #1 Baqui99, Jul 17, 2009
  2. Kam

    Kam Member

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    i saw mariah carey..
     
    #2 Kam, Jul 17, 2009
  3. finalsbound

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    The lengths to which men go for sex...
     
    #3 finalsbound, Jul 17, 2009
  4. BmwM3

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    Pics of said chick or you're really going alone!
     
    #4 BmwM3, Jul 17, 2009
  5. justtxyank

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    This thread makes be believe you misplaced your balls a long time ago.
     
    #5 justtxyank, Jul 17, 2009
  6. s land balla

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    Aren't you brown? You'll be the only brown person there, awesome!
     
    #6 s land balla, Jul 17, 2009
  7. leroy

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    Definitely leave them home. I'd consider at least placing them in a ziploc bag to maintain freshness.
     
    #7 leroy, Jul 17, 2009
  8. leroy

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    Doesn't count when you go because you wanted to.
     
    #8 leroy, Jul 17, 2009
  9. MoBalls

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    Saw Sade once........
     
    #9 MoBalls, Jul 17, 2009
  10. gifford1967

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    Yeah what real guy would go see a hot female singer with a great voice who sings good songs.
     
    #10 gifford1967, Jul 17, 2009
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Dude, I really hope y'all have already made a romantic connection before doing this.

    Best a girl is going to get from me beforehand is a dinner, and that's even pushing it.
     
    #11 Fatty FatBastard, Jul 17, 2009
  12. MoBalls

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    was with the wifey... :confused:
     
    #12 MoBalls, Jul 17, 2009
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Given the choice between sex at AT&T park with Kenny Chesney fans everywhere, or sex on a counter, I'd have to go with the counter.
     
    #13 B-Bob, Jul 17, 2009
  14. Baqui99

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    Some valid points have been raised thus far. Let me provide some additional color


    - I will most likely be the only brown guy there, which is nothing unusual for me
    - I've been out with this chick twice:
    1st time: happy hour, resulting in a makeout session and some dry humping on the couch​
    2nd time: dinner ending with her adminsistering a bad hand job, and nothing else​
    - there is another girl that I've been knocking out that is not nearly as good looking as this one, so I'm not in panic mode or anything
     
    #14 Baqui99, Jul 17, 2009
  15. pmac

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    Yeah, some guys will even get married...
     
    #15 pmac, Jul 17, 2009
  16. Al Calavicci

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    I got tricked into going to Kenny chesney at the rodeo a few years ago. My sister had tickets to some luxury suite and promised me all the food and drinks I wanted. Luckily, I was able to get drunk and pass out in my seat right as he was starting.

    If this is an option for you I highly suggest taking it.
     
    #16 Al Calavicci, Jul 17, 2009
  17. Castor27

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    Fixed it for you, and can't believe it took this many posts to get to it.
     
    #17 Castor27, Jul 17, 2009
  18. Al Calavicci

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    Also, seriously, is there any such thing as a good handjob? If a girl has already pulled out my love gun why not do something I can't freaking do myself (and better, due to years of practice) with it?
     
    #18 Al Calavicci, Jul 17, 2009
  19. juicystream

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    To think tickets to go see one of his concerts when I was in college only 3 years ago were like $25.

    Please post pics so I can let you know if you made the right decision.
     
    #19 juicystream, Jul 17, 2009
  20. leroy

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    Unless it involved sandpaper or thumbtacks, what exactly is a "bad hand job"...especially on just the 2nd date?
     
    #20 leroy, Jul 17, 2009
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