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So I Need Some Serious Girl Advice From you Guys

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by astros148, May 25, 2008.

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  1. JeeberD

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  2. Hmm

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    the op.. wondering aloud... over his sexuality... and the frustrations therein..
     
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    He posted his same concerns in a body building forum

    And OP yes you can go to clubs, there are 18 and up clubs you know
     
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    way too much drama. if shes your girl, then shes your girl. stop being so paranoid and insecure. don't feel threatened by a mexican guy, we mexicans can't really offer a whole lot, except for some hot sex. and since she is saving herself, you don't have to worry about that.
     
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    Yeah us Mexican Guys have BMWs also.

    For those of you that dont know what that means:

    BIG MEXICAN WIENER
     
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    ... and don't forget to go to the free clinic and get a penicillin shot.
     
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    I can't believe you posted a picture of her on this thread :rolleyes: if you're muslim and she's as good as you say then you should know how she'd feel about her picture being all over some forum.

    and seriously why are you even pursuing this? you guys have pretty conflicting views on some big issues. i.e. sex before marriage. it doesn't seem like she's even considering it and thats seems to be your main concern
     
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    This thread is the exact reason why I hate all of you internet nerds that use this thread as a way to make friends instead of just waste time.

    Stop dating online. Stop talking on the phone to a girl for 6 hours. That is not cool. You are wasting your time. Get a job. Make some money. Stop being so prole. The unjelafacation of the OP is incredible. Did you video chat? Did she rub her boobie against the camera? Are you a complete shut in loser?

    NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU GUYS WANT TO BELIEVE IT THE INTERNET IS STILL NOT THE REAL WORLD!


    EDIT: Wow, I just read the whole Mexican guy number thing. I think you are psychotic. If you get mad over that you need to be locked up.

    Did you not play football in the street when you were a kid? Have you been a shut in your whole life?

    EDIT 2: Please, God let this be a troll because I'm fearing for what humanity might become.
     
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    Yes astros, listen to mlwoo, of all people, he is the one you want to be taking advice from. :D :D
     
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    dang, that was jelafied. :p
     
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    This one time I saw a girl that I liked but I hadn't told her.

    She was talking to another guy that I didn't know at a bar so I went up to him and hit him over the head with my beer bottle and stomped his head until he was dead.

    I then cut off the b!tch's head and held it up so people know not to betray mlwoo.
     
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    That's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.
     
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    well the guy had a previous history of kicking dogs to death for no reason... plus.. mlwoo's favorite comfort food... "macula meat".. was apparently not within arm's reach... so there was nothing available to provide him solace..


    and so.. you end up hearing about incidents like the one you just read..
     
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    Hmmm . . . my legend must be growing . . . . .

    I thought I was the one that started this thread:

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=140948

    Nice try though.
     
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    Very jelly
     
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    :confused:




    you do realize "the guy" in my post.. doesn't refer to you..?
     
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    Got it.

    Be more clear next time.

    Or you end up like the girl.
     
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