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Smuggle Booze Via Your Fake Tampon...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Christopher, Jul 6, 2013.

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  1. Christopher

    Christopher Member

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    I reckon I've seen it all now. It's the perfect gift for the alcoholic degenerate in your life: http://kickyourarse.com/?p=447

    I've seen the fake gut method but this is just over the top. I swear we have stopped evolving....
     
    #1 Christopher, Jul 6, 2013
  2. tmoney1101

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    better yet, just soak a tampon in booze, stick it up your ass and commence butt chugging.
     
    #2 tmoney1101, Jul 6, 2013
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    i wouldn't sip the vodka-cranberry
     
    #3 Rodman23, Jul 6, 2013
  4. Christopher

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    Two words: Bloody Mary.
     
    #4 Christopher, Jul 6, 2013
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    i thought this was the smuggling apparatus.

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    #5 mylilpony, Jul 6, 2013
  6. Christopher

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    Its has a smokey flavour....and a hint of tuna.
     
    #6 Christopher, Jul 7, 2013
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    feels like a this should make a great pick-up line
     
    #7 SmeggySmeg, Jul 7, 2013
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    Sounds like a good idea to me. Pour yourself up a nice cup right out of that warm sweet thang. Use your wife or girlfriend and Clinton's poontang cigar ritual aint got nothing on you. I'm game
     
    #8 Dgn1, Jul 7, 2013
  9. heypartner

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    Wouldn't a dildo hold more.And guys could probably get away with dildos vs carrying a tampon. Like. Can you imagine the look on the security when you say. "Oh, my wife asked me to hold her tampons for her

    A dildo on the other. You just, "crazy night swinging with the misses last night" with a big smile on your face
     
    #9 heypartner, Jul 7, 2013
  10. TheChosenOne

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    McGrady would be a big fan of this.
     
    #10 TheChosenOne, Jul 7, 2013
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