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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    I was kind of scared to click on the "view demonstation" link.

    Does those things really work? How do you get dry?
     
  3. giddyup

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    I don't know; I don't have one. I heard this guy on a local radio show and checked it out. Ask John Kerry; he's French.
     
  4. Oski2005

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    Can't take a joke, huh? Must be nervous about the debate tonight... I didn't know it really was bad to be French.
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    :rolleyes:

    Giddy, please keep the stupid crap in the D&D where it belongs.

    :)Thank you:)


    With that said, I will now share with you a very funny bidet story.

    My younger sister got married here in Houston in 1987 at the Four Seasons Hotel downtown. I lived in Los Angeles at the time, and even though I am a family member and part of the wedding party, I was still treated like an out of town guest since I didn't live in Houston. My folks got a deal for out of towners at the Four Seasons, so that is where I stayed. I got in on a Thursday afternoon and checked into the hotel. I walked into my room and into the bathroom, and noticed a toilet and then this "other thing" that kind of looked like a toilet but wasn't. Turns out it was a bidet. I had no idea what it was or what it was used for, and I had never even seen one before. Five minutes later, I really wanted a beer. So I went over to the park shops and bought a 12 pack. Brought it back to my room, but there wasn't room for all of it in the small fridge or in the ice bucket. So then a lightbulb went off...I'll use that funny looking thing in the bathroom! I placed the other 11 brews (I was throwing one down) in the bidet, then went down the hall and got 2 or 3 buckets of ice and covered the beer in the bidet with ice.

    Five minutes later, my Mom shows up to make sure I got checked in OK. "How's the room"? she asked. "Oh fine", I replied. She said she needed to use the restroom and went in. Once she turned on the light, she screamed at the top of her lungs and then screamed "GET IN HERE!!!".

    She pointed to the bidet, filled with cans of beer and ice, and said "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS USED FOR?????"

    I looked at her and said "Nope...but I know what I'm USING it for!!"

    My mom then muttered something under her breath along the lines of "who the hell raised this child" and stormed out of my hotel room.

    I grabbed another cold one and turned on ESPN.

    :D:D:D
     
  7. Oski2005

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    Now that is a great story.
     
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    I just snarfed coffee on my Rickenbacker... :(
     
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    :eek:

    I'm sorry!!!
     
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    It's okay... it was time to change strings anyway... :)
     
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    surprised really that US hasn't gotten more of these. I mean everyone in europe asia has them and they are more sanitary then using toilet paper to whipe your butt lol.
     
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Is there a new GOP initiative on the use of semi-colons?
     
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    A proper use of semi-colons corresponds with high intelligence and a magnanimous attitude toward all.
     
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    LOL! I remember when I was in my junior year of highschool, one of my buddies had recently moved to Saudi Arabia and he had never seen a BIdet before. I couldn't understand what is was for. We told him it was to wash your feet in. Eventually, one day he was looking at hit trying to figure out how to use it and he turned the knobb and the jet of water shot straight up into his face.

    He told us what happened later that night. Man, that was some funny ****.
     
  15. giddyup

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    Here's another one: www.DeltecHomes.com.

    We live up against some uninhabited woods and have thought about doing a 2 or 3 story addition in the back of our house overlooking the woodsy backyard.
     

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