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Smokin' out the pizza guy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by thebeardedwon, Jan 18, 2014.

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  1. thebeardedwon

    thebeardedwon Member

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    Yesterday me and a couple friends ordered pizza. When the pizza guy came I opened the door with my bong in plain sight and offered him a hit. He gladly accepted and said we got him through the rest of his shift haha. Has anybody ever smoked out the pizza guy?
     
    #1 thebeardedwon, Jan 18, 2014
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  2. Bandwagoner

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    enjoy mouth herpes
     
    #2 Bandwagoner, Jan 18, 2014
  3. Relentless

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    Ah man, you smoke weed?! You're so cool man, too cool for school.

    Thumbs up, bravo. Class act
     
    #3 Relentless, Jan 18, 2014
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  4. CCorn

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    Did you tip?
     
    #4 CCorn, Jan 18, 2014
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    This is how a porno begins.
     
    #5 Mr. Brightside, Jan 18, 2014
  6. thebeardedwon

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    Get educated on herpes lol. You can't get it by sharing a pipe, bong, or drink with someone. Most people have some strain of herpes, just not genital herpes
     
    #6 thebeardedwon, Jan 18, 2014
  7. CCorn

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    You could get it from the "pipe"
     
    #7 CCorn, Jan 18, 2014
  8. Haymitch

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    That's pretty crazy because I just had some pizza on Monday.

    Small world.
     
    #8 Haymitch, Jan 18, 2014
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    You need to get educated. If said dude has a open sore on the lip, its a done deal.
     
    #9 joesr, Jan 18, 2014
  10. RedDynasty

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    Whoa, I had pizza earlier this month.

    Man, this is weird!
     
    #10 RedDynasty, Jan 18, 2014
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    my friend told me that his brother also had pizza!!!
    believe or not...
     
    #11 alibab, Jan 18, 2014
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    Oh man, you're so cool. Seriously, wait until you're 30 something and you look back at this time and be like..... damn I was so badass.
     
    #12 BleedsRocketRed, Jan 18, 2014
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    damn, when did this board get so full of haters?
     
    #13 BDswangHTX, Jan 18, 2014
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    OP, please teach me to be like you.
     
    #14 M.G., Jan 18, 2014
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    I've had pizza as well.
     
    #15 KingCheetah, Jan 18, 2014
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    I'm having pizza now too...
    Could we be related?
     
    #16 Rox11, Jan 18, 2014
  17. RocketRaccoon

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    Seriously, I coked out a Sands' black jack dealer on a plane from Houston to Vegas. Funny thing, I only won on his table...go figure.

    time edit: early 80s
     
    #17 RocketRaccoon, Jan 18, 2014
  18. rimbaud

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    Dude I totally ordered some pizza two days ago and I even gave it to my kids. They were like, "damn, that's some good stuff!" Dominic's In the SE10, b****es!
     
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    i usually answer the door naked so i just tell the guy to leave the pizza on the porch and i slip the money under the door(no tip). not sure i've ever seen what a pizza guy looks like, let alone smoke marijuanas with him
     
    #19 Rodman23, Jan 18, 2014
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    I remember my first time ordering pizza.
     
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