Smeg's Caption Game

-"Be carefull George those ugly men have Guns!

-"Stand back John, I saw this in a Jackie Chan movie once..."

 

dubya: "Silk feels nice"

or

Other guy: "dubya what are you doing!?"
dubya: "ancient chinese secret!"

 

George: I haven't see this many dots since I put that sheet of acid in my pants when the cops busted in. I sweated, and took 200 doses at once.

John: When was that George?

George: 1974.
George: Damnit, 19ninetyfour. I always get those two decades mixed up.

 

All that bad man clinton ever had was an old intern. I've got one of the leaders of the free world...

 

GW: " Let me see your hand, I have something to show you."

Other Guy: "Bill already showed me that trick!"


or


GW: "Put your head on my shoulder..."


or


GW: "What was that you said? Yell into my good ear!"

 

Dubya:Who are you?
Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
other Guy: Yes.
Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
Other Guy:Yes
Dubya:Who are you?
Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
other Guy: Yes.
Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
Other Guy:Yes
Dubya:Who are you?
Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
other Guy: Yes.
Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
Other Guy:Yes
Dubya:Who are you?
Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
other Guy: Yes.
Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
Other Guy:Yes

 

In music news:

President bush's act was cancled for the New York Fundraiser

But "W and his boys" will still be preforming at the peach pits on fridays from 5-7

 

George: Oh my God! It just disappeared. It's a ghost-car! There are ghost-cars all over these highways, you know.
John: Hold me.
George: Only if you hold me.

 

Cool we are now up to 52 (53 if Puerto Rica ever joins)

 

"You know John, we don't need much room to get those fighters launched off Chinese aircarft carriers. I think 100 feet will be enough."

"That's true George, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"

 

"It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play"

 

"Those aren't pillows!"

 

John "Where did you get these pimp ass suits?"

George "This place near Jimmy's Chicken Hut called Calvin Murphy's Fly Gear"

 

game over.
lock this thread...

the winner.

rH

 

Grasshopper, when you can snatch the stone from my buttocks...you will be ready.

 

George: "Not here John!"

John: "But it's silk. I thought you liked that?"

George: "Well you don't see Chiang giving Jiang one over there, do you? Wait until we get back to the embassy, for Christ's sake!"