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Smeg League Trash talk thread

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports' started by Behad, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. Behad

    Behad Member

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    Well, I’m a steamroller, baby
    I’m bound to roll all over you
    Yes, I’m a steamroller now, baby
    I’m bound to roll all over you
    I’m gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock ’n roll
    And shoot you full of rhythm and blues

    Well, I’m a cement mixer
    A churning urn of burning funk
    Yes, I’m a cement mixer for you, baby
    A churning urn of burning funk
    Well, I’m a demolition derby (yeah)
    A hefty hunk of steaming junk

    Now, I’m a napalm bomb, baby
    Just guaranteed to blow your mind
    Yeah, I’m a napalm bomb for you, baby
    Oh, guaranteed, just guaranteed to blow your mind
    And if I can’t have your love for my own (now)
    Sweet child, won’t be nothing left behind
    It seems how lately, baby
    Got a bad case steamroller blues
     
  2. moestavern19

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    Compulsive Fappers, going to take over the league with one arm.
     
  3. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I am now sending you an urgent warning to Moe that heremove all guns, needles, knives or anything else that can harm him, from you immediate vicinity. As for the rest of you, none of which have experience with hot girlfriends, Remember, if you peak too early, you have no place to but down....
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Seriously... With everything I stand for... Change your sig from the Raiders to the Texans and I will get you a one night stand,

    Guaranteed.

    One week.

    Are the Raida's that important?

    Let me know.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    I've been putting the Raiders on a pedestal.

    :(
     
  6. SmeggySmeg

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    don't forget to set your line-ups
     
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    You guys must have hard time hearing right now, that's me revin up my engine...vrooom....vrooom. vrooom.... vrooom!! rookie is gettin nervous.
     
  8. Rocketball

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    My good friend........

    It sounds more like chugga...chugga...clank...pfffttt.........time to take that team of yours back to the shop for repairs.

    As far as me getting nervous, not quite - I have a feeling all own you in this as I did this year in baseball... but good luck to you this week - Game on!
     
  9. Rocketball

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    PSJ,

    Are you just handing me week 1? I mean with that line-up, what else could you be doing.

    Maybe to make things a little more competitive I should replace LT and Cadillac with Ricky Williams and Jerome Bettis. :p
     
  10. moestavern19

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    This r00k is sure talking a lot of smack for not having done anything yet.

    Are you from the Phillip Buchanon school of trash talk and general showiness?
     
  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I'm installing a rear view mirror on my team so I can get a good look at the rookie after week one. Objects may appear much closer than the really are.

    Raiders open up. This ought to be interesting tonight. We will know a lot 'bout the Raiders out of the gate.
     
  12. PhiSlammaJamma

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    stats page isn't working.
     
  13. Behad

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    Rocketman(minus 10 years), check your trade desk.
     
  14. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Check what you're smoking. :)
     
  15. Behad

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    Negotiate....counter offer?
     
  16. Rocketman95

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    Not with those players. I like Westbrook and love Crumpler. Crumpler will the in the top 2 TE this year, IMO.
     
  17. fadeaway

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    Check what you're smoking. :eek:
     
  18. Behad

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    Look how even all the teams are so far:

    PhiSlammaJamma 72.5
    `The Rook` 44

    Jent 27.5
    Rimmy 43.5

    Fade`s Bionic Commandos 38.5
    Compulsive Fappers 58

    Smeggy`s Hoffs 54
    Crisco 60.5

    Texans 59.5
    Cat`s Ferocious Kittens 66.5

    Ron Mexico`s Legends 41.5
    Utilities SteamRollers 69

    Monster Mash 43.5
    RocketMan95ish 59.5
     
  19. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Damn. I got killed this week. But whatever, the whole weekend sucked so what's one more loss. Back to the drawing board on monday.
     
  20. Behad

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    Posting this for a reason:

    2-9-IND37 (5:49) K.Boller pass to T.Heap to IND 27 for 10 yards (D.Thornton, N.Harper).
     

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