You are Ned. You don’t always see yourself as a rebel, but in fact you are high on the list of counter cultural activity for you have no embarassment about championing your cause. You laugh in the face of taste and style. Only truth matters to you. You will cry out when the Emperor Has No Clothes. You might not approve of rebels but you surely have a cause. Ned Flanders would be proud of you. "Well, golly, if that doesn't put the shaz in shazam."
Well take out the Crayola's and paint me pickled pink! I'm Ned Flanders as well. This deserves a Flanders quote: "Ohh....what's with the lead pipe, neighbour? Gonna give my noggin a floggin'?"