http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html A few of the good ones: Southern Cal: Fat Tony DeMico He is the Godfather, the man with the plan, the man pulling the strings. And if you've turned on ESPN in the last five months, you know there's absolutely no escaping his clutches. Notre Dame: Montgomery Burns Been around since the beginning of time; the amount of money and power he controls is massive, absurd, and quite frankly, a little scary. The kind of guy everyone in town loves to hate -- but they'd switch places with him in half a second. Texas: Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby Powerful, attention-getting, glamorous, yet always in danger of being brought low by its unshakeable vices -- e.g. money, p**ntang, losing to Oklahoma. Miami: Snake A straight-up thug and proud of it. If you don't fear him, you're a fool; if you don't dislike him, you're just a d*ck. Ohio State: Drederick Tatum Thugs. They may wear nice outfits, but they're still thugs.