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This website/forum is all about "fired" stories:

My personal favorite -

http://forum.simplyhired.com/showthread.php?t=527

Beware Of Adult Toys

My college job was delivering furniture for a major retailer. Dad was the Manager so I was always on my best behavior. One afternoon, we had a bedroom set left to deliver. We arrive at the house and the woman directs us to where she wants the furniture placed. As was often the case, the old furniture was still in place. We agreed to move the furniture. When we begin to break down the bed and pull the mattress and boxsprings from the frame.What a big surprise we got! There was a large open box of adult toys.My buddy pulls a large vibrator out, cranks it on and starts poking me with it. I return the favor with an even bigger vibrator.We end up sword fighting with two giganto toys. In the middle of this battle, our customer and her husband walk in and catch us in action fighting with their dildos. He went off on us! Ended up calling the Manager (my Dad) and I was terminated by my Dad! He was cool about it but took a good deal of kidding from his co-workers.As did I from Him!

 

Another good one:

Just itchin' to get fired!

I was working for a call center supporting software for a major shipping carrier, and I was one of the top performers on my team. Being a bit IT saavy (I'm now a sysadmin), I had discovered that the network was open to "net sends" (something like an instant message, but not quite). Some of my friends and I were able to hold "net send" conversations, which was quite contrary to the uptight work-is-a-four-letter-word culture of the company. As time wore on (and we continually evaded the network police), we became fairly relaxed in our conversations. One fine day, about a month after my fateful discovery, I was holding a conversation with a friend who had coerced me into playing a prank on one of our coworkers. The selected target wouldn't have minded the vulgarity of the prank, but the "net send" never reached her. It stopped one cubicle short, failing miserably because I had guessed the computer name wrong. Unfortunately for me, announcing to a complete stranger that a rather unmentionable part of my anatomy was experiencing fits of itching was not the career move I had been planning. I did move quickly, however, right out the door.

 

Fired for spoiling Harry Potter 6.
I worked at a construction site, and alot of us like to screw around on the internet after work, and I was telling one of my friends about the video where the guy goes in front of the bookstore yelling "***** KILLS *****" and when I said this my boss had overheard me, and said "You son of a *****, your fired, get the **** out of here.

Sadly this is the end of my story.

 

I edited my post.

Sorry.