Maybe this has already been posted. He wrote his annual draft diary: http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/030627.html Hilarious! My favorite: 4:41 -- Darko Milicic goes second, followed by him kissing a bunch of Serbian men on both sides of the cheek in succession. I wish I were making this up. "We just saw 15 kisses!" House screams. <b>Sadly, Darko decided not to kiss David Stern -- that wouldn't have just been the funniest moment in draft history, that might have been the greatest moment of my life.</b>
I like that he's still making fun of himself for being wrong on Yao: (I really thought Joe D. was smarter than this. Then again, I'm the same guy who wrote, "Years from now, we will remember 'Yao Ming over Jay Williams' the same way we remember 'Bowie over Jordan,' 'Traylor for Nowitzki,' 'Carroll for McHale and Parish,' 'Aguirre over Thomas' and every other great draft day blunder in NBA history. The lesson, as always: I'm an idiot.) Good for him.
