http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020215.html From Bill Simmons ------------------------------------- Right now, Peter Vescey is sitting in a Manhattan apartment, wearing a smoking jacket, puffing on a pipe, tidying up his toupee rack and making up a 10-player mega-deal involving Nick Van Exel, Marcus Camby, Damon Stoudamire, Pat Garrity, Lou Diamond Phillips, Bill Laimbeer, Cynthia Cooper, Magic Johnson, Jenna Jameson and Connie Hawkins. --------------------------------------- 10. Houston gets Joe Johnson ($1.6m/2005) and Roshown McLeod ($1.5, 2005); Boston gets Moochie Norris ($3.6m/2007). My main man Moochie playing for the C's ... I can dream, can't I? Bill Simmons writes three columns a week for Page 2. ----------------------------------------
Vivid Trades: PS Jenna Jameson plus 3 Trojan Condoms Houston trades: C Kelvin Cato, plus Moochies Hair TRADE ACCEPTED
bill simmons' columns are awesome. Even if you don't agree with all of his points, he has a great sense of humor that everyone on this board would appreciate.... He's one of the few "must read" columnists out there for me.....