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Silicone Saves Lives (at Least in Car Accidents)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Oct 3, 2006.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006100...BKgOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

    Forget airbags, silicon breasts will do

    Mon Oct 2, 11:36 AM ET

    SOFIA (AFP) - A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicon breasts which acted as an airbag, a newspaper has reported.

    The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily Standart said.

    "The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicon breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

    But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Oct 3, 2006
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    Thanks for posting this article and keeping us abreast of the situation.
     
    #2 ima_drummer2k, Oct 3, 2006
  3. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    I am merely providing a non-scientific proof that silicone are not only used to impress men, that's all :)
     
    #3 kwik_e_mart, Oct 3, 2006
  4. Master Baiter

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    Thanks for posting this. t*** something we should all be aware of.
     
    #4 Master Baiter, Oct 3, 2006
  5. meggoleggo

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    Hooray for Boobies! - The Bloodhound Gang.
     
    #5 meggoleggo, Oct 3, 2006
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    I think you may have missed my dumb joke. ;)
     
    #6 ima_drummer2k, Oct 3, 2006
  7. BiGGieStuFF

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    What they failed to report was that her breast augmentation was so large that she couldn't see the red light she ran though.

    Safe happens, and so do boners.
     
    #7 BiGGieStuFF, Oct 3, 2006
  8. kwik_e_mart

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    I got your joke... but I am just adding my extra $0.02 to the story :D
     
    #8 kwik_e_mart, Oct 3, 2006
  9. finalsbound

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    I want pictures of the situation before and after.
     
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  10. Master Baiter

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    Before

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    After

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    #10 Master Baiter, Oct 3, 2006
  11. SwoLy-D

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    I actually thought I read that. ;)
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, Oct 3, 2006
  12. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    maybe someday cars will come standard with a pair of fake breasts attached to the seatbelt.
     
    #12 smoothie, Oct 3, 2006
  13. RunninRaven

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    According to witnesses, her headlights are now ruined.
     
    #13 RunninRaven, Oct 3, 2006
  14. rrj_gamz

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    Boo Creepy Crash, Hoorah, boobs!!!!

    I have a dream, that every flat chested woman would be safe and get implants...That way, when I'm driving to work, I know the roads are a little safer...
     
    #14 rrj_gamz, Oct 4, 2006
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    I wonder if they were on high beams before the crash. I guess that would depend on how cold it was.
     
    #15 ima_drummer2k, Oct 4, 2006
  16. bottlerocket

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    Was she driving a Nissan Titan?
     
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  17. myco

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    what a boob
     
    #17 myco, Oct 4, 2006
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    how bid are the airbags? :D :D
     
    #18 qrui, Oct 4, 2006
  19. codell

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    thats umpossible
     
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