1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Should I Stay or Should I go...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 16, 2007.

Tags:
?

yea? Nea?

  1. Stay in

    26 vote(s)
    36.6%
  2. Go out

    45 vote(s)
    63.4%
  1. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    Nope. Not that kind of thread people. You aren't losing Fatty that easily.

    My question is this:

    I can't find any of my guys tonight, which ticks me off. I've had two girls call me who want me to come meet them and their group.

    The problem is I do not like to go out without a wingman. ie. The guy you can swing over to when the girls huddle and BS about their incessant nonsense.

    Without a wingman, you tend to look around haphazardly and look like an idiot.

    I'll give this poll one hour, or a few more drinks. Whichever comes first.
     
  2. Zac D

    Zac D Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2000
    Messages:
    2,733
    Likes Received:
    46
    Not sure why you're asking us; you're obviously going.
     
  3. macalu

    macalu Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2002
    Messages:
    16,942
    Likes Received:
    836
    aten hut!
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    First off, I really don't like going anywhere without a wingman unless it is a date.

    Secondly, here are the two options:

    First: This girl I've known for roughly 4 months who is willing to pick me up. She wants to go to Drake. A nice place. Sometimes she brings out heifers. Sometimes she brings out hotties.

    Second: This girl I've known since high school. She was a cheerleader then and unattainable. But after being newly single for the past year she wants me to swing with her folks over at Bond. Again, a nice place, and walkable.

    Problem is I've already made out with both of them, so they are worthless unless 2:00 rolls around, at which time my abilities to take home the "gimme" have been negated by the fact that they typically have found a new pawn.

    I'm not really sure which group has the better looking girls.

    New girls I'm normally willing to talk to for a little while.
     
  5. SWTsig

    SWTsig Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    14,055
    Likes Received:
    3,755
    group of girls w/ no wingman will either suck balls or turn out very well. more than likely it will suck balls.

    but dont listen to me... i should be out at another funk concert tonight with an older lady but alas i have a sh!tty, sh!tty day of work tomorrow. at least i saw a good show last night.
     
  6. SWTsig

    SWTsig Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    14,055
    Likes Received:
    3,755
    been hearing good things about the drake.... supposed to go tomorrow night. owner gave me and a buddy a tour of the place before it opened.... sweet digs.
     
  7. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2002
    Messages:
    15,086
    Likes Received:
    1,352
    sounds like you're screwed with those 2. go out anyway.
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    The Drake is a nice place, but "very" subjective. A girl who knew the owner there tried to get a fattie in there and they sent the fattie away.

    Let's just say they don't let in people they don't want in there,

    I'm thinking I'll go with that batch. Again, more than likely, I'll come back in here sharing how it sucked balls without a wingman, but that is why I've been drinkin'
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    Crap. Drake girl called @ 9:30 and I told her I'd call when I was ready.

    She didn't answer my call.

    If I don't hear from her in 30, I'll go for plan #2.
     
  10. SWTsig

    SWTsig Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    14,055
    Likes Received:
    3,755
    yeah, you aint getting through the door w/o some decent looking ladies. that really aint my scene at all, but i got a couple fraternity brothers coming in tomorrow and one knows the owner pretty well (or so he says) so that's where it's going down i suppose.

    btw, apparently everyone knows or knows someone who knows the owner.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    Dude. The door guys recently have been the same as Red Door, which is why we know them, obviously.

    Email me. Y'all can start shop in midtown with us tomorrow.

    texanfanrocket@yahoo.com
     
  12. rimrocker

    rimrocker Member

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 1999
    Messages:
    23,190
    Likes Received:
    10,349
    I have a similar dilemma...

    The kids are asleep and I can't decide if I should go downstairs and cuddle with the wife while we watch a taped Countdown or stay up here and goof off on the computer.
     
  13. studogg

    studogg Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2002
    Messages:
    6,057
    Likes Received:
    2,661

    edited for lack of interest to my own question
     
  14. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    They all typically recognize me, but the one I mainly know is Darren.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    Too late... :p
     
  16. studogg

    studogg Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2002
    Messages:
    6,057
    Likes Received:
    2,661
    maybe I should ban myself... or just wait until my 17k post :)
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    At the rate you're posting? Only 20 yrs to go and you're outta here! :D
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    Alright. It took too long for option #1 to respond, so I opted for option #2.

    Option #2 texted me to come on over. I said I'd be there in 30.

    Option #1 just texted and said she's already at Drake.

    I'm gonna go with option #2. Mainly due to option #1 saying she'd call when she was leaving to pick me up and never did.
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    Sh*t. Now, even after I already called option #2 that I was coming, and just got a response from option #1 saying she was already there, now option #1 just texted saying she is coming to get me.

    Now what do I do?
     
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    48,984
    Likes Received:
    1,445
    I think you should tell them that you're waiting on your internet friends to tell you what to do. :D
     

Share This Page