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Should Harden Shave His Beard?!?!?!?!?!?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by JayZ750, May 14, 2019.

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Should Harden Shave His Beard

Poll closed Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Yes

    33 vote(s)
    46.5%

  2. No

    38 vote(s)
    53.5%
  1. JayZ750

    JayZ750 Member

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    How about some levity?

    Maybe its the curse of "the beard".

    If he shaves it, the defenders won't see him coming next year.

    Downside, can't use his beard to get fouls.

    Should he shave it off? Will it get them over the hump?!?!?!?!?!
     
    #1 JayZ750, May 14, 2019
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  2. snowconeman22

    snowconeman22 Member

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    No ; however , he should wear short shorts during the game .

    That's what he's practices in. Morey needs to help him maximize his wardrobe's comfortabilty
     
    #2 snowconeman22, May 14, 2019
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  3. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    yee, he needs a new gimmick. how about "the sideburns" or "the teeth"
     
    #3 Jontro, May 14, 2019
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  4. YOLO

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    unless he wants to significantly change up his own personal brand, then no
     
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  5. yixiixiy

    yixiixiy Member

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    That was why we lost imo.

    The beard is too heavy, affecting aero dynamics.
     
    #5 yixiixiy, May 14, 2019
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  6. Handles

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    Nah, his beard alone is worth more than most people.
     
    #6 Handles, May 14, 2019
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    Maybe this is what he was talking about when he said he knew what needed to be done?
     
    #7 jordnnnn, May 14, 2019
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  8. Stardog75

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    YES! He will have more energy in the 4th from the cumulative effect of being more aero-dynamic and less heat retention in the face!
     
    #8 Stardog75, May 14, 2019
  9. topfive

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    He should bring back the Clyde look.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Matt78777

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    No shave, but sometimes I'm a little surprised he never tries out a smaller look. Like, still big, but a little more groomed. Like Baron Davis, maybe even slightly bigger. That's what I would do if I were him.
     
    #11 Matt78777, May 15, 2019
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    #12 Jugdish, May 15, 2019
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  13. SemisolidSnake

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    No, but he should start sculpting it into the number of games left until he wins a title. Consult those guys that win beard competitions. Optimistically, it would start out as 82+16=98, which mercifully avoids a three digit number. I don't think he has enough beard for 3 digits.
     
    #13 SemisolidSnake, May 15, 2019
  14. Tfor3

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    Shave the Beard?
    Or
    Save the Beard?


    SAVE it.

    He looks too much like a Boy Scout without it.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    No Boy Scouts were harmed as a result of this post.
     
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  15. jacoby

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    Anyone remember the thread from a few years ago where a dude in heavily broken English asked why Harden has that beard and then described it as "so spooky"?

    It kills me to this day.
     
    #15 jacoby, May 15, 2019
  16. Swapshop

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    What about trim the beard to be a normal length?
     
    #16 Swapshop, May 15, 2019
  17. Loneyroy7

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    He should trim it significantly tbh.
     
    #17 Loneyroy7, May 15, 2019
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  18. J.R.

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    If D'Antoni can shave the 'stache, Harden can shave the beard.

    Just kidding. Keep it.
    Don't recognize that dude.

    [​IMG]
     
    #18 J.R., May 15, 2019
  19. Mr. Clutch

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    No.

    [​IMG]
     
    #19 Mr. Clutch, May 15, 2019
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