Sorry if this is posted in the wrong forum, but since there are multiple Rockets references I thought it was appropriate here. "How I make $8 Million a Year from the Comfort of my own Home" by Maurice Taylor "The Eternal Optimist" by Jeff Van Gundy "English 101" by Yao Ming “The Right to Keep and Bear Arms” by Eddie Griffin "How to Lead the League in Blocks" by Earl Boykins "Modesty" by Phil Jackson "How I Lost 142 Lbs. by Eating at Subway" by Shaq "How to Win A Championship" by Charles Barkley (Forward by J. Stockton and K. Malone) "No Really Means Yes" by Kobe Bryant "How to Take an Entire Season Off to Promote My Rap Album without Being Docked Pay By Assaulting a Fan" by Ron Artest "Exploited Black Youth of America that Only Make $17 Million a Year" by Rasheed Wallace "There’s no I in TEAM" by Gary Payton "How to Feed your Family for Less than $7 Million a Year" by Latrell Spreewell "Tips on Smuggling Pot in Airports" by Carmello Anthony "Women I Never Slept With" by Wilt Chamberlain "How to Pick up Women and Score at Will" by AC Green "Just Say No" by Charles Oakley "Free Throw Shooting Tips" by Shaq O'Neal “Stupid Pet Tricks” by Darius Miles “How Guys ½ my Size are Able to Knock me Over on the Pick ’N Roll” By Karl Malone
BUAHAHAHAHA! The best IMO: "How I make $8 Million a Year from the Comfort of my own Home" by Maurice Taylor "No Really Means Yes" by Kobe Bryant "Free Throw Shooting Tips" by Shaq O'Neal
My favorite was "How to Win A Championship" by Charles Barkley (Forward by J. Stockton and K. Malone) and of course "How to Feed your Family for Less than $7 Million a Year" by Latrell Spreewell
"Play like a spring chicken when you are 90 years old" -- Deke "How to stick to a team until retirement" -- JJ "Build a contending team with young talents" -- JVG and CD "How to keep motivated throughout your career" -- Tmac "Tips for soft guys to play like Shaq" -- Yao
"Loyalty" by Carlos Beltran "How to Take Care of Dogs." by Jayson Williams "Hair Styling for Men" by Jon Barry with guest writer Jeff Van Gundy "How to Create a Loud Arena" by Houston Rocket Fans
"Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful" by Gheorghe Muresan "Never Quit" by Scottie Pippen "Secrets of Area 51" by Sam Cassell "How to Squeeze 25 Seconds Out of a 24 Second Shot Clock" by Moochie Norris "If Having Good Hair Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right" by Steve Nash "A Treatise On Gun Control and Anger Management: Part I" by Vernon Maxwell (Forward by Jayson Williams and Latrell Sprewell)
I do have a lot in common with MJ by Harold Miner and other people compared to Jordan et al. The secret to getting trade to a good team by Al Harrington Self control by Ron Artest Abstinence and Weight Loss by Shawn Kemp How to keep joints healthy by Allan Houston and Penny Hardaway Overacheiving by the New York Knicks Underacheiving by the Seattle Supersonics Hair Care by Jeff Van Gundy Fitness by Stan Van Gundy Freindship by Stephen Jackson and Ben Wallace I Love Yao Ming- By Charles Barkley I love Charles Barkley- By Sam Cassell I Love my teammates - By Kevin Garnett and Finally...... How to be a draft expert- By Houston Rockets Management
"The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" --- Steve Francis (Stephen Covey) "How To Win Friends And Influence People" --- Kobe Bryant (Dale Carnegie) "Fat Is Not Your Fate" --- Shawn Kamp (Susan Mitchell) "The Case for Christ" --- Phil Jackson (Lee Strobel) "The Da Vinci Code" --- Rasheed Wallace (Dan Brown) "Just Give Me the Ball and Get Out of the Way" --- Yao Ming (Bill Walton) "American Accent Training" --- Van Chancellor (Ann Cook) "Weight Training for Dummies" --- Shawn Bradley (Liz Neporent) "The Power of Positive Thinking" --- Jeff Van Gundy (Norman Vincent Peale) "Emotional Intelligence" --- Ron Artest (Daniel Goleman) "How to Make Anyone Fall in Love with You" --- Sam Cassell (Leil Lowndes) "The 21 Indispensable Laws of Leadership" --- Chris Webber (John Maxwell) "Enthusiasm Makes the Difference" --- Eddie Griffin (Norman Vincent Peale) "Independence and integrity" ---- ESPN (Meyer Rangell)
