Shawn Bradley - Dunk on me (Courtesy of hoopchina.com)

i wish i lived next to him so one day when he's out getting his newspaper i could run up to him and do an air dunk on him

 

Haha that reminds me of the LeBron commercial where he's plugging some lawn mower, and his neighbor dribbles in front of him, taunts him, and then shoots. LeBron just stands there, lifts his hands, and emphatically slaps the ball away. I'm sure Bradley would take it though, but then you'd land on him and sustain a four-month injury.