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#ShaqBoutAsUsefulAs

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by BleedRocketsRed, May 9, 2011.

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  1. BleedRocketsRed

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    #1 BleedRocketsRed, May 9, 2011
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    .... chris bosh's hand.
     
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  3. Shakee

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    I remember reading one that said #shaqboutasusefulas Magic Johnson at a blood bank. I lol'd ok that was wrong...
     
    #3 Shakee, May 9, 2011
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    AT&T customer service.
     
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    Tyson doing shakesphere

    Craig Sager in Suit Mart

    a David Kahn mock draft
     
    #5 OkayAyeReloaded, May 9, 2011
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    .... he is at the free throw line.
     
    #6 k-money, May 9, 2011
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    But lebron had Shaq last year!


    He shoulda won it all wit da best big man ever!
     
    #7 Sleepy Flloyd, May 9, 2011
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    a fork when eating soup
     
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    having one leg in an ass-kicking contest.
     
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    Brian Cook.
     
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    watching p*rn without a penis
     
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    "6 good hard fouls" said Reggie Miller
     
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    Shaq's still useful... when you wanna deck someone. You gotta ask yourself if it's worth the risk of getting flagrants though.
     
    #13 Spacemoth, May 11, 2011
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    A lot of women do.
     
    #14 Red.Glare, May 11, 2011
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    as a fat girl on a row boat.

    a penny with a hole in it.

    a 6'6 center playing against a L.A. Laker front line....(i still got love for you chuck!!)
     
    #15 Sanity2disChaos, May 11, 2011
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    Aaron Brook's agent
     
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    Will Ferrell had a funny one. As useful as the K in knife.
     
    #17 sammy, May 11, 2011
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    T-mac's heart
     
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    Muhammad Ali at an "Operation" tournament
    Vanessa Bryant playing the quiet game
    Stephen Hawking at karoke #autotune
     
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    Cmon dude... I was drinking a protein shake!
     
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