Did anybody watch this yesterday or are you watching it now? He has got the greatest house ever. The superman facination is more hardcore than Jerry Seinfeld's, but it's all good, well actually, it's pretty bad, he has got the logo on everything. Anyways, Shaq is one funny guy. One of the best things I saw so far was when they were about to head to the bedrooms, Shaq was making a face when his wife said something like "where all the magic happens" or something like that. She then asked him what that was all about and Shaq suddenly smiled and pulled out a pair of handcuffs.
64,000 square feet. He's actually pretty funny and a nice guy. His wife seems like a nice woman. Of course! She's from Houston! His house is just tight. It's huge. He has like tons of shoes...and very nice cars. His bed is muy grande! His wife's bathroom is like bigger than my house. He's living the life!
I love how he named the different areas of the house after himself...The Shaq Center, Shaq-a-pulco...Dude's ego is almost as big as his house. . At least he doesn't have a Scarface poster. It's still not as sweet as the Playboy Mansion, though...
Dude, as far as the actual house goes, the Playboy Mansion is a piece of ****! Everything in that house is so old it looks like it could fall apart. If you are talking about all of the stuff they have out back it's not that bad, but still...
If you had sex on a table a million times, I bet that table would fall apart at some point (I'm not calling you fat, even though you have a Chuckie handle). I'd take the grotto over Shaq'a playpen anyday.
The two best things about that house IMO were the car room (it looked like a real showroom!) and that huge bed. I was cracking up when he said "and I watch cribs. If anyone wants to challenge my bed, I DO have room to make it bigger!"
You're all sick. By the way, where were all his Nestle Crunch vending machines, like on the commercials, huh?
It's a small cradle type bed for babies, usually has some sort of rocking mechanism, but that's not important now.
Without a doubt, the best athlete home I've ever seen on Cribs is Jayson Williams'. He's got bowling alley, he's got big rigs, he's got horse stable, he's got lake, he's got Caterpillar equipment (just because), he's got basketball court, he's got indoor pool, he's got... They don't run that show anymore because he was twirling a shotgun with his finger in the trigger ring, which is how his dumb ass probably killed that limo driver.
"Penny" Hardaway's house was pretty tight. He had all those things you mentioned above. The funniest thing was that he had a framed picture of his house that he grew up in and it was smaller than his bedroom. Good for him for working hard and using he god-given talent to make $$$ and improve his life.
I thought it was a baby's bed too. Definition 2: An MTV show about celebrities and their abodes. On Shaq's crib- when you reach the mountain top of your chosen field, the world does becomes your playground!
