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Shane Battier is looking for work

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Commodore, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. Commodore

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    <!-- http://twitter.com/#!/ShaneBattier/status/86278808612777984 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox86278808612777984 {background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/57856049/s2.jpg) #000000;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox86278808612777984'><p class='bbpTweet'>Barring a last minute miracle, looks like the lockout is on like kong. Anyone hiring/needing tall dark and handsome? Negotiable. Make offer<span class='timestamp'><a title='Thu Jun 30 03:44:05 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/ShaneBattier/status/86278808612777984'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=86278808612777984'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=86278808612777984'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=86278808612777984'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/ShaneBattier'><img src='http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1278515039/SBmem_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/ShaneBattier'>Shane Battier</a></strong><br/>ShaneBattier</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet -->
     
  2. Marteen

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    I lol'd. He should definitely work for ESPN.
     
  3. RedRedemption

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    He can be an analyst. Not sure many people would like his "cheesy" attitude and demeanor, but he's a awesome dude. Very smart.
     
  4. plutoblue11

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    I miss that man.
     
  5. rolyat93

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    Fixed
     
  6. cheke64

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    he's done and he retired a rocket
     
  7. Williamson

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    An analyst for what? Usually former pro-basketball players get hired to be analysts for pro-basketball. Shane isn't saying he is retiring - only that he doesn't have anything to do during the lockout. I somehow doubt ESPN is going to hire Battier so he can give his thoughts on Tennis.
     
  8. Carl Herrera

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    Analyst for

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  9. Raven

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    No, he's not done. He might not get much, but plenty of teams will want him in their rotation and in their locker room.
     
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    Karaoke singer.
     
  12. Damion Laverne

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    Male prostitute!
     
  13. No Worries

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    Rockets are looking for an assistant coach.

    I'm just saying ...
     
  14. Xerobull

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    ...except there's a lockout, which is why he's looking for work...
     
  15. cod

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    coaches will get paid during a lockout if there is one.
     
  16. Easy

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    Yeah, I think only the players are locked out. Coaches can still coach the ball boys and all of them will still get paid if they have contracts.
     
  17. Easy

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    Maybe Shane wants Billy Hunter's job.
     
  18. RedRedemption

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    Basketball analyst after his career is done. I just assumed that a 'basketball' analyst was a given lol...
     
  19. Jontro

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    Might be a good time to try acting.

    The 90's had MJ and Jesus... maybe the 2010's can have Battier.
     
  20. Prince

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    or singing. :)
     

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