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ShamWow guy in Slap, Chop Bust

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Coach AI, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. Coach AI

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    I expect some excellent one-liners, ClutchBBS. Don't let me down.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

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  2. AstroRocket

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    Guess she didn't "love his nuts."
     
  3. eveluvsrox

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    looks like she shamWOWed his arse
     
  4. aghast

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    Isn't "biting down on a client's tongue until they agree to double your pay" one of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People?
     
  5. droxford

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    Why is her shirt on backwards in the first picture? What's up with that?
     
     
  6. aghast

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    Also, who tongue-kisses a prostitute? Presumably, he knows where that mouth has been.
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    Guess she didn't have a boring tuna.
     
  8. aghast

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    Is there any proof Vince from Sham-Wow actually "hired" her? Maybe a setup?

    Perchance, did Billy Mays have a hand (presumably gloved) in this career-ending episode?

    [Close-up on Billy Mays's face. Coked up, 4am. Living room couch. The tv's on: Vince is slap-chopping his heinie off.

    Mays, to himself: "Amateur. He's not happy-shouting at the audience enough! How'd he land this account?"

    Cut to: wider angle. Billy Mays is not wearing any pants. Sasha Harris looks up. From her knees: "Having trouble concentrating, baby?"

    Beat. Billy Mays has had an idea.

    Scene.]
     
  9. Boomhauer

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    He better be lucky she didn't bite his Shlomi. :eek:
     
  10. Dairy Ashford

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    I think I "side" with Shlomi on this one. I'm not even sure what HarrisHo's motive was once she got the cash: don't tell me she hasn't "delivered the product" before, and for less than a grand. I guess Harris didn't expect Shlomi to follow her downstairs and risk incrimination; but he did and admitted solicitation to cops with no evidence and a non-compliant witness. I'm really not sure I would run this type of scam in Miami Beach, only a matter of time before she bites some coke-dealer's tongue and gets dismembered by sun-up.

    For some reason I want to watch Dexter now.
     
  11. Dairy Ashford

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    Never mind that; look at the meth-like degradation from the '05 picture to '08. The girl on the left would almost make a dishonest prison-guard out of me.
     
  12. leroy

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    I don't think we can top this one

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  13. Two Sandwiches

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    Vince is the greatest pitchman ever! He'll even pitch a product in his mugshot. I mean, isn't that a ShamWow that he's wearing in the mughsot?
     
  14. SamFisher

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    YOU GONNA SPEND TWENTY DOLLAS A MONTH ON PAPA DOWELS N E WAY!
     
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    Very NSFW:

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  17. the futants

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    He stopped having a boring life!
     
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    Since she was uncooperative, I wonder how he had to sell the story to the cops...

    "AND... I'll throw in a SHAMWOW. You wont ever have to worry about waking up in your own urine looking for a towel ever again. But that's not all! If you arrest her NOW, I'll EVEN prove that she's a HOOKER. That's right, for only ONE THOUSAND dollars, you can wake up in urine with her too! Thanks SHAMWOW!"

    I agree, she looks pretty hot in the left pic and a little Winehoused out on the right. Keep in mind the left pic was taken in 2005 and the right one 3 years later. I wonder what another year of smokin that crack would've made her look like? Maybe she'd look like him.
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Well, he did tell us he couldn't be selling Shamwows all day.
     
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    "Are you following me, mugshot camera guy?"
     

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