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[SEXYTIME]50 Shades of Grey

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Real Shady, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Contributing Member

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    Has anybody's significant other read this book and have been having great sex lately? It seems that the ladies are more down for choking, hair pulling, and just forceful sex in general lately.

    I tried reading this book and couldn't make it past the first paragraph. Complete garbage, but I applaud the author for loosening up the ladies.
     
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  3. The Drake

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    Gotta get the audiobook:

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    My lady has always been down with the freaky fun stuff...but I'm still trying to get her to read the book! :eek::grin:
     
  5. rocketsjudoka

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    I haven't read the book and probably won't (I get the feeling I am not the target audience) but from the review about one fo the main characters:
    [rquoter]Christian is a misogynistic, self-loathing, abusive piece of ****. Apparently, his only redeeming qualities are, in this order; his ridiculous good looks, his money, and his giant penis. The only time Ana seems to like him as a person is when he's being "lovable", and those times are few and far between. Most of the time he's serious, brooding, and threatening. How charming.[/rquoter]

    This seems like a not particularly original character profile. From the review above the story sounds a lot like Realm of the Senses.
     
  6. KingCheetah

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    Isn't there a tube for this?
     
  7. Haymitch

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    Still waiting for the porno starring Sasha Grey to parody this book...
     
  8. Harrisment

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    My wife read it and was all into it until she found out it was written by an older lady that is a huge Twilight fan. That killed the sexiness for her :( .

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  9. rocketsjudoka

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    I don't find that surprising at all. An older women who is a Twilight fan and looks like the above probably has a very rich fantasy life.
     
  10. Yonkers

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    50 Shades of Jabba

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    My paramours, while some of them look more like Ms. James than most of ya'll would be comfortable with are much more literate.

    So you would be more likely to find Anais Nin on their nightstands.
     
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    This review kills it.

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  14. TdashDUB

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    Garbage?? Certainly.. BUT...

    My single friends of CF, you're chances of getting laid are up about 53% (I've checked the statistics) when and if you ever holler at a lady friend who's in the middle of reading this. This crap gets women's inner pervert screaming for attention.
     
  15. bobmarley

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    I was at a thrift store in sugar land and I was looking at books when a cute girl that worked there in her early twenties came over and was asking me if I needed any help. I told her I was looking for a good book to read and she asked me if I had read FSOG, I said no and she insisted that I had to read it. The whole time I got a vibe from her but as a married man I steer very far away from that.
     
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    And where exactly in sugar land is this book store?
     
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  17. mateo

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    Thumbs down on the choking.

    I had a gf about 15 yrs ago who was really into pain...and a huge "gasper." Didn't go so well with the fact that we were seemed to follow the pattern of "drink, fight, screw." Sorta glad she moved to Boston...felt like at some point she might have been hurt bc she always wanted me to take it up a notch.

    Smart gal, got her PhD in Genetics at Harvard. Crazy as hell, though.
     
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    I see what you did there... And I applaud you my good sir.
     
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    Its not a matter of 'if' they like it. I give them no choice. Once I have dominated you and have you in that position of vulnerability. I'm going to pull, bite, slap anything my sick mind comes up with while I have you at mercy. The wilder you are the better. Women love to get beat
     

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