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[Sex Ed] Need help figuring this out

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Carmenjello, Oct 30, 2013.

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  1. Carmenjello

    Carmenjello Member

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    Sorry if this is too raunchy but I am seriously confused here and wondering why this happened.
    so my gf was giving me head while I was standing up and everything seemed to be going great. Better than usual actually, I felt like I was gonna ejaculate pretty quickly.
    A few minutes into it, I ejaculated...well at least i thought I did. Instead I pissed in her mouth. She obviously got angry and grossed out but what confuses me is why was it pee? It felt exactly like how I did when i usually ejaculate, just pee came out this time. This has never happened to me before. Anyone have any suggestions or experiences with this?
     
  2. percicles

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    Potentially epic thread.
     
  3. justtxyank

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    it's not normal and therefore you are a sick man. get help quick.
     
  5. hotballa

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    I think the most important question you are not asking is...did you enjoy it?
     
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    Oh that?


    Musta crossed them wires.
     
  8. percicles

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    Post pics of the piss mop for a more accurate diagnosis.
     
  9. So Good

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    Link to the video?
     
  11. Yonkers

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    I know what happened. To try to slow down your premature ejaculation, you started thinking about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. This is what happens when you do.
     
  12. Roxnostalgia

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    Carmenjello

    I'm assuming the J in your name is like a Y?

    Spanish, no?
     
  13. LonghornFan

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    Wait, you mean this isn't normal???
     
  14. bobloblaw

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    I googled your problem and apparently it only happens to men going through puberty while they are receiving oral sex. No one seems to pee on accident when they are having sex.

    MY THEORY
    You and thousands of other men are attempting to over-ejaculate based on what you've seen in a porno. You pee because you are trying so hard to ejaculate in said woman's(?) mouth.
     
  15. YallMean

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    You should see a doctor. Immediately.
     
  16. davidio840

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    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. [​IMG]
     
  17. RV6

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    How old are you and your gf?
     
  18. LC Rox Fan

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    need pics of gf to give you a diagnosis
     
  19. dragician

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    lmfao
     

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