Serial Killer Spinoff...What would your last meal be?

James Coney Island -- one chili dog

Pappadeaux's - bowl of seafood gumbo

Cafe Du Monde - an order of 3 beignets for dessert


man, that's really creepy...i don't want to think about that again! i'd rather not have to contemplate my own demise down to the minute.

 

How sharp are those steak knives....


cereal.

 

Not quite sure what the meal would be.

But I'd request one playing of the John Cage concert from rockHEAD's thread.

 

for killing nuns

If you are Catholic like me, you better play it safe and ask for a communion wafer washed down with the blood of Christ.

 

Huge quantities of all the "guilty" high-calorie foods I love, ala Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

Was it on this board or from some standup act or something where someone said they would eat a bunch of corn kernels so popcorn would burst out of their body? That would be pretty neat.

 

A delightful seafood medly with a few rocks of heroin on the side.

 

Good eye, Chance! Priceless.

It's like avoiding onions or garlic or beans. Not anymore!

If the accused tries to run away and they shoot him, do they bandage him up and have him recover from the wounds before they walk him down to the needle again?

Not sure if I'd go with the communion wafer. That's good and all, but ... I didn't do it. I'd pray and stuff. I'd take communion, bless my executioner, forgive everybody ... and make a break for it. Let'em shoot me. Or not. Depends on what it would do to my family. That situation just really sucks. No good way to die. Can't buy into the "honorable death" thing.

 

Two plates of a full order of Outback cheese fries.
Two dozen Carribean Jerk wings from BW3 with extra blue cheese.
Three crab enchiladas.
Chips and salsa.
Four of the strongest cups of coffee you can make.

If I'm gonna die, I want to make it messy for whoever has to remove my clothes.

 

No beer allowed...

 

2- Double meat Double cheese burgers from In-N-Out
1- Large Onion Rings
1- Large Fries
3- Jalapenos
2- Tacos from jack in the box
1- Large Pc of Cheesecake
1- Quart of Ben and Jerry`s Butter Pecan

It`s not like I would have to worry about calories

 

I would never give up.... and ask for:

 

The time would be perfect for the twinkie binge to end all twinkie binges...

 

1 cup tortilla soup
1 cup seafood gumbo from Goode Co.
1 cup chilli
chips w/ guacamole, queso & salsa
grilled chicken caesar salad from La Madeline
campechana de mariscos from Goode Co.
2 lbs crawfish, 1 lb shrimp, 6 crabs
[hey, could you hand me a bucket?]
bacon wrapped fillet
garlic mashed potatoes
sauteed spinach, zucchini, onions, okra, asparagus
grilled venison tenderloin
1 steamed artichoke
2 tacos al carbon
bbq brisket sammich
[need that bucket]
6 hot bbq wings from bw3
charbroiled mahi-mahi w/ white wine, mushroom, artichoke, crab sauce
2 spinach/2 pollo verde enchiladas
chicken fried steak w/ mashed potatoes & gravy
3 pcs. fried chicken
cheese/meat/cracker tray
2 broiled quail
[again with the bucket]
bread pudding, cheesecake, chocolate cake and what ever other desserts are on hand

Now I am ready to meet my maker.

 

I really didn't put that much thought into mine.

 

stream of consciousness, my man.

 

1/2 an entree 2 vegetables and 1 roll

AKA the LuAnn Platter.

 

Ideas from real life :

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

 

so like how long do they give you from meal time to kill time b/c that would affect the quantity. some of y'all with these massive meals, you wouldn't even get to some of the stuff you'd be so full and you might accidentally be saving you favorite thing ever for last and then you'd be so full you couldn't eat it and then you'd really be pissed. think people, think.

now for me

mason jar - hickory burger. oh man, burger with ham on top with onions drenched all in that awesome bbq sauce. now being smart i wouldn't eat for a while before this meal so i would easily have room for a 2nd burger. oh man that bbq sauce would be everywhere (definitely like rm95's messy idea).

and for dessert
pappasito's - the brownie sundae (at least i think it's pappasito's, one of the pappa things). 2 huge brownies, nice and real warm, huge scoop o' ice cream, drenched in chocolate syrup. man would i enjoy that.

drink - all the big red i can handle throughout the whole meal. in fact i want an IV leading it out of my body so i can just keep drinking it and tasting it. man what a meal.