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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockets-#1, Jun 25, 2003.

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  1. rockets-#1

    rockets-#1 Member

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    Obviously a lot of people on this board watch Seinfeld cause they post scripts from the show all the time. I was just wondering what are some of yalls favorite episodes.
    My favorite Seinfeld episodes are
    1. The Bookstore - The one with the rigshaw and Jerry rats out his uncle.
    2. The Soup Nazi - You know which this one is if you're a fan of the show.
    3. The Dealership - George is at his best when he's mad about a mechanic stealing his Twix
    4. The Bubble Boy - Jerry visits a bubble boy
    5. The Andrea Doria - Kramer starts acting like a dog, George looks for a new apartment
    6. The English Patient - Jerry puts a few guysin the hospital
    7. The Chicken Roaster - The bright light from the new chicken place prevents Kramer from sleeping
    8. The Little Jerry - Kramer gets a pet rooster
    There's so many good episodes, I don't think any other show has more good, classic episodes - lots of others are just as funny but these stand out.

    I'd do a list of my favorite quotes but there are just way too many.

    By the way, where do you guys get copies of the script from?
     
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    rockets#1: See, this should be a thread. This is the thread.

    Codell: What?

    rockets#1: This. Just posting.

    Codell: (dismissing) Yeah, right.

    rockets#1: I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea.

    Codell: Just posting? Well what's the topic about?

    rockets#1: It's about nothing.

    Codell: No topic?

    rockets#1: No forget the topic.

    Codell: You've got to have a topic. Who are the posters?

    rockets#1: I could be a poster.

    Codell: You?

    rockets#1: Yeah. You could base a poster on me.

    Codell: So, in the thread, there's a poster named rockets#1?

    rockets#1: Yeah. There's something wrong with that? I'm a poster. People are always saying to me, "You know you're a quite a poster."

    Codell: And who else is in the thread?

    rockets#1: Rocketman95 could be a poster. Behad..

    Codell: Now he's a poster. (Pause) So everybody I know is a poster in the thread.

    rockets#1: Right.

    Codell: And it's about nothing?

    rockets#1: Absolutely nothing.
     
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    "It's go time!"
     
  4. Rocketman95

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    Classic, codell, classic.
     
  5. codell

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    I think you might have something ...
     
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    Codell, you are f***ing awesome!!! Oh my God, you actually followed the way it went in the show exactly. That truly is classic!
     
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    Best Seinfeld moment ever, which embodies the subtle humor that made the show so great (as opposed to the stuff everyone 'got' about it) was...


    At the Flying Sandos Brothers show, when the brothers form a human ladder to allow one of them up to the balcony with Jerry, George and their dates:

    Sandos: "How would you kind people like to lend a hand with our next trick?"

    Jerry, smiling: "I don't think so."
     
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    I loved the Kramer Intern episode. The Penske File episode is right up there as well.

    I guess my favorite would have to be Vandelay (sp?) Industries episode.

    I've always thought George was the funniest character on the show. We all have a little bit of George in us.
     
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    I can't believe noone has mentioned the classic episode "The Contest." The moment where Kramer says that he is out is making me laugh while I'm typing this. :D :D
     
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    "Fusilli Jerry.... because you're silly!"
     
  13. rockets-#1

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    How do you pick this as the funniest moment? There was other subtle stuff and the laugh out loud stuff is the best.

    "For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots."
     
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    I know its kind of off topic (actually really off topic), but does anyone know a website to go to, to get the Office Space script?
     
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    If you have to resort to the script, you're not a true fan.
     
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    :confused:
     
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    For quotes yes, for scenes, I would have to say you have a life if you need the script.

    Best Seinfeld quotes,

    "and you wanna be my Latex salesman"

    "Is anyone here a marine biologist" and later on in the episode "A hole in one"

    "You don't have to worry about me, I won a contest"
     
  18. Rocketman95

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    "Good luck with all of that!"
     
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    I tell you what I'd do man.... 2 chicks at the same time man.
     
  20. codell

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    Actually, even better than the quotes are the Seinfeldisms:


    Re-gifter (my personal fav; my wife and I re-gift religiously)

    Man hands

    Sidler (I giggle every time i hear this word)

    Separatee (as stipulated by Mrs. Costanza)

    Stopping short (come on, haven't we all done this???)

    Anti-Dentite

    Close Talker



    Hmmmm ...thats all I can think of. Please add more you guys.
     

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