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Say this prayer with me...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Gladiator, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. Gladiator

    Gladiator Member

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    Dear Lord,
    I've been a life long Rockets Fan. Lord, I ask that you please get rid of Mo Taylor and get something in return... anything! Preferably a big man... someone who is physical and can take the pressure off Yao in the post. Lord thank you for bringing us Mike James... he's not Bobby Jackson or Gary Payton, but he will do.
    AMEN!
     
  2. Relativist

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    God, thank you for James. I wasn't looking for it, but I'm glad you know better than to actually give me exactly what I pray for.

    As for Mo Tay, God, I know that there are many worse things than having an extra, functioning big man on the roster. If we can get a useful player or cap relief for him, that would be great, but I don't mind learning to be patient, knowing that you answer prayers according to your timeline and not mine.

    Closing hymn: You can't always get what you want... (All together now!)
     
  3. studogg

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    I saw mo today at the reception...
     
  4. vtkp99

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    You're welcome, and yeah your wish will come true! :D
     
  5. Zboy

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    Dear God,

    I will trade you Mo Taylor for your super powers.

    C. Dawso... err Sixers GM.
     
  6. CBrownFanClub

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    Bag of weed in his hand
     
  7. Furious Jam

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    Oh Dear Lord, You who are so great and magnificent,

    Thank You for smiting the knee of that vile villain Karl Malone, and thus keeping him from reaching the Promised Land. Is not God just? Is not God righteous? Your miracles speak for themselves.
     
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  8. Gladiator

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    AMEN on that Karl Malone prayer! Nice post furious jam!! You must hate that b*stard as much as I do!!
     
  9. solid

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    Thank you Lord, that I will not have to watch Rod Strickland play anymore, but I do ask that you preserve him in his golden years and that he will make friends in the home. I think I am also thankful for Mike James (don't know much about him) and may you graciously give Mo Taylor a new home and remove him from the Rockets payroll. Thank you, and please don't be offended that we are praying for such trival matters. Solid
     
  10. bejezuz

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    Your prayers have been answered.... In the form of Vin Baker and Moochie Norris.

    Be careful what you wish for, I guess :).
     
  11. room4rentsf

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    beje you just screw us over!

    J

    ;)
     
  12. DeAleck

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    Holy smoke this is hilarious! :D :D :D
     
  13. rockHEAD

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    This is what happens when you pray.. Moochie Norris.... :rolleyes:
     
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    sometimes I thank god....for unanswered prayers....
     
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  15. DeAleck

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    Thank you, Lord! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!



    Say it with me:

    Thank you!
     
  16. solid

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    Lord, I don't mean to be ungrateful, but you wrote that a father would not give a stone to a son who asked for bread, but you allowed C.D. to have momentary brain lapse and the "little dribbler" and an alcoholic are coming to Houston. What have we done to deserve this? Never mind, don't answer that question for our sins are many.
     
  17. thegary

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    You can't always get what you want
    But if you try sometimes you might find
    You get what you need

    OOOOOOOOOH, YEAH
     
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    You guys are freaking hilarious!ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. happyricky

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    Oh, Man, this is the post of Feb !:D
     
  20. DeAleck

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    Lord, forgive him(solid), for he knows not what he is saying. We all have forgiven him for his mistakes, for you have already forgiven our debts.

    Praise in your name. You led us not into long term cap problems, but delivered us from MoT.

    We'd be truly ungrateful if we actually expect KG for MoT. Yes, you gave us an alcoholic and a fro dribbling maniac in return, but it's infinitely better than the weed-smoking/pine-riding/IR hanging millionaire body of MoT. The second-round pick is simply a reward from heaven. You gave CD momentary divine inspirations, so he could conjure up the idea of ripping Isaiah Thomas off in this trade. Lord, we are truly grateful for your assistance in our darkest hours and deepest despair.

    AMEN
     

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