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Saddam, Gay p*rn Star?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MoonDogg, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. MoonDogg

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    rolf....I can't even think of a comment on this one......

    Saddam Starred in Gay p*rn Films!

    KUWAIT CITY -- Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been caught with his pants down -- literally. A shocking 1968 p*rn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!

    The image quality of the grainy 16mm film, uncovered by the Kuwaiti secret police, is poor -- but experts who've taken a close look at the hairy-chested actor are "100 percent certain" it is a younger, trimmer Saddam.

    "There is no doubt in my mind that this is Saddam -- there's no mistaking those eyes and that distinctive nose," declares Hussein biographer Sadiq al-Sabah of Kuwait, who's seen the eye-popping footage first-hand.

    "It may be hard to believe that a man who now leads one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East once acted in blue movies, but to anyone familiar with how reckless and sexually promiscuous Saddam was in his youth, this will come as no surprise. It's also a known fact that the young, desperate soldier did anything for money.

    "Saddam appeared in as many as 85 of these films under a variety of stage names, most frequently Omar Studdif," reveals the researcher.

    Still photographs from the sizzling XXX-rated film, La'iba al-Waladaani (The Two Boys Played), were leaked to a Kuwait news magazine after authorities found it amid a stash of illicit p*rn in the vault of a recently deceased sheik.

    Release of the pictures has resulted in howls of protest from Baghdad.

    "President Hussein is the manliest of men. He would never behave in such a repugnant manner," says an Iraqi spokesman. "This is CIA propaganda."

    But rumors that Saddam appeared in gay p*rn films in his younger days have dogged him for decades and almost torpedoed his political career when he was a rising star in the ruling Baath Socialist party.

    "He was able to squelch the rumors in the past, but now it looks like the Kuwaitis have found the smoking gun," says a State Department source.

    Al-Sabah claims that Saddam, then a struggling law student, acted in p*rn to make ends meet -- and because he was addicted to gay sex.

    In the newly uncovered 86-minute prison flick, Saddam, then just 34, plays a naive young peasant who is wrongly convicted and sent to jail. He is initiated into homosexuality by a series of older and more experienced cons.

    "Saddam's acting in the picture is actually quite good," al-Sabah notes. "One scene, in which he buries his face in a pillow and cries, is so touching you almost can forget you're watching a low-budget sexploitation film." -- By MIKE FOSTER



    http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030410/104998680005.html
     
  2. mrpaige

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    Dammit. That's my p*rn name, too.
     
  3. Oski2005

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    I don't get why somebody in Baghdad would be discounting this right now if the Regime is gone.
     
  4. rockHEAD

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    uhhh... y'all do realize the source for this story is.... drum roll please... The Weekly World News!
     
  5. KingCheetah

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    Too funny :D
     
  6. Oski2005

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    i did after i posted.
     
  7. outlaw

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    didn't they already do the Saddam is gay joke on South Park
     
  8. Space Ghost

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    I wonder if he met chris yet
     
  9. Free Agent

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    Wait, they could watch some old p*rn film and decide that was him right away yet our CIA and others took days/weeks to determine if video of Saddam after the initial bombing was real or not????
     
  10. Tonaaayyyy

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  11. MoonDogg

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    Perhaps he has a micro-penis.....or maybe a mole on his butt.....that would make identification easier....:eek:
     
  12. R0ckets03

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    umm...euuuuuuu
     
  13. Heretic

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    He said he was young and needed the money.
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    I thought that was Michael Jackson.
     
  15. Playercentral

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    South Park will eat this up!
     
  16. Uprising

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    eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :eek:
     
  17. Smokey

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    Saddam probably got confused since the Iraqi men look like Iraqi women :D
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    This story sounds like a load of crao to me.:rolleyes:
     
  19. outlaw

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    or vice versa?
     
  20. Two Sandwiches

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    Not to be rude, but he probably couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman before the clothes came off, because he couldn't see his or her face.
     

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