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Roy Oswalt Top Ten Perks Of Getting Into The WS on David Letterman

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  1. magnetik

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    Top Ten Perks Of Getting Into The World Series

    10. "Another two weeks of wearing a cup and showering with guys"

    9. "Get to visit exotic, far-off destinations like Illinois"

    8. "More time to discuss with team doctor if Cialis is right for me"

    7. "With the discount, beer is only 18 bucks"

    6. "It's fine and all, but the good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"

    5. "Certificate good for one free groin pull"

    4. "I get to appear on my favorite Late Night program---'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno'"

    3. "World Series MVP gets to throw switch at Saddam's execution"

    2. "Clemens used his AARP card to get us cheap hotel rooms"

    1. "If Steinbrenner wants me next year, my price is now a billion dollars"
     
    #1 magnetik, Oct 21, 2005
  2. DarkHorse

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    Is it ironic that Roy may be the best pitcher in baseball, and yet he has the worst delivery I've ever seen?

    ;)
     
    #2 DarkHorse, Oct 21, 2005
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    I guess you never saw Hideo Nomo pitch, did you?
     
    #3 RocketMan Tex, Oct 21, 2005
  4. NIKEstrad

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    I don't think he was talking about that kind of delivery...
     
    #4 NIKEstrad, Oct 21, 2005
  5. Svpernaut

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    Would you like to buy a clue? :)
     
    #5 Svpernaut, Oct 21, 2005
  6. Saint Louis

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    People from Mississippi get nervous when they have to count to ten.
     
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    Although if Hideo Nomo had to go on letterman, I wouldnt be surprised if his delivery was worse.
     
    #7 geeimsobored, Oct 21, 2005
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    berkman would have had that crowd rolling.
     
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    I saw an iterview of Berkman right before the regular season ended. The reporter asked him about the reason for the Astros lack of run support for Clemens. Berkman, with a completely straight face, said "Honestly, we really don't like the guy." It was great because I was expecting a typical cliched baseball answer.
     
    #9 kevwun, Oct 21, 2005
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    The appropriate NICKNAME for being in the Astros' threads... ;)
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Oct 21, 2005
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    I never thought Letterman was funny.
     
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  12. Miguel

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    "One, two, three, fo', fi', seex, seeven, eet, nahn, ten"
     
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  14. HayesStreet

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    I thought that was hilarious.

    My price is now a billion dollars, RFLMAO...
     
    #14 HayesStreet, Oct 21, 2005
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    Palilo replayed the audio of it on his show this afternoon.

    I love Roy to death but a job in broadcasting is not in his future.
     
    #16 thacabbage, Oct 21, 2005
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    Yeah Roy is not what you would call a "people person". :)
     
    #17 codell, Oct 21, 2005
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    I feel the same way about Leno.
     
    #19 mateo, Oct 22, 2005
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