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Roses are Red poems

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    ok, so I have a history of writing Roses are Red poems for Valentines day. It's tough, you have to keep one upping yourself. The only rules are that you are restricted to 4 lines and the first must by "Roses are Red". and something must rhyme.

    The first one I wrote was to my sister when she was depressed about a boy. I was going over to her house on VDay for a dinner party put on by her roommate to cheer her up. Half way there I thought, **** I have nothing to give her, and drop into a grocery story to get at least one rose....none....everything is sold out. except there is this miserable looking stick and soil wrapped in plastic. It was a rose bush yet nothing but a stick and a label that said "Don Juan."

    I'm thinking, can I really show up with a stick in soil? I got nothing else, so I buy it and sit in the car, mere blocks from her house...then it came to me.
    <i>
    Roses are Red
    In a vase they are dead
    So for your Valentines Day Lawn
    A sprouting Don Juan</i>

    and that's the history. Some guys don't get it, but all girls do. My sister and her roommates told that story many times. Now I'm expected to write these Roses are Red poems for girls each year. But it is tough topping that Don Juan one.

    Does anyone else write silly Roses are Red poems. After roughly 15 yrs of doing this, I could use some new material...lol
     
  2. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Have another martini
    Let's go home and screw

    :D
     
  3. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    most poems rhyme
    this one doesn't
     
  4. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    we are just getting started:

    Roses are red
    Pink yellow and white
    Have another drink
    We have all night
     
  5. macalu

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Why the f*ck are you
    writing poems to your sister
     
  6. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    yes, extra points are rewarded for actually getting the "Violets are Blue' 2nd line in.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Zippers are tough
    But I have faith in you
     
  7. Lil Pun

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    This made me LOL! :D :D :D
     
  8. RocketMan Tex

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    Roses are red
    Dog turds are brown
    Your mama is a junkie
    Your Daddy is a clown
     
  9. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    RocketMan Tex is crude
    Forget about him
    I'll show you lewd
     
  10. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    Yes I am skanky
    This ^&*^&^*ing flu
    Has got me all cranky

    :D
     
  12. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    While RocketMan Tex is skanky
    Maybe I'll just find out
    If his gf is luciously lanky
     
  13. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    Batman Jones is sexy
    I don't believe it
    But those girls are foxy
     
  14. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are Blue
    Fatty Fatty b*stard
    Has one for you
     
  15. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    Chucky Brown Fan Club is Dead
    This poem is sacriligeous
    if not surreptitious
     
  16. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    Will with a haiku
    Tell us the Rockets story
    So brief and on cue
     
  17. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Then there's SmeggySmeg
    Only in Australia, phew
     
  18. angryman

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    Roses are red
    I need a rest
    Let's find a bed
    Can I touch your chest
     
  19. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Roses are red
    Master Baiter is too easy
    Can you rhyme him
    Without being too sleazy
     
  20. JayZ750

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    Roses are red
    Scotch Scotch Scotch
    I like to drink
    A Whole Lot of Scotch

    ....Don Juan's are cool roses. Good climbers, nice red blossoms. Did it turn out nice?
     

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