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Ron Jeremy....what??!??

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by boomboom, Nov 3, 2003.

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  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Since the non-p*rn viewing public will soon get to meet Mr. Jeremy in 'The Surreal Life 2', I thought I'd bring up a great question regarding this guy......why? How did this guy get in that position where so many chicks would consent? Jeesh...it's a weird world!
     
    #1 boomboom, Nov 3, 2003
  2. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    SIZE does matter!
     
    #2 Lil Pun, Nov 3, 2003
  3. rudager

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    Nine and a half.
     
    #3 rudager, Nov 3, 2003
  4. Htownhero

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    I can think of only one wrod.......HERO! ;)
     
    #4 Htownhero, Nov 3, 2003
  5. DallasThomas

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    Um, I don't want to sound gay or anything, but Ron Jeremy doesn't even have that much working for him. He's ugly and his penis is nothing special. I've had bett...nevermind. Ron Jeremy is dumb.
     
    #5 DallasThomas, Nov 3, 2003
  6. red

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    well the fact that he can, you know what, on command or within 10 sec of anyone asking him to is pretty special in the p*rn business or so im told.
     
    #6 red, Nov 3, 2003
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    He's no Peter North.
     
    #7 Pole, Nov 3, 2003
  8. bamaslammer

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    Who knows, but who cares! Ron Jeremy is one of the greatest manly men to ever walk the Earth. He is a true American hero! I mean, for chrissakes, look how ugly he is and look at the girls he gets! What a country!
     
    #8 bamaslammer, Nov 3, 2003
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    That's because he started in p*rn so long ago, when the only guys they could get to do p*rn movies were ugly-ass warthog looking guys like him!:D
     
    #9 RocketMan Tex, Nov 3, 2003
  10. GreenVegan76

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    Amen to that!

    If Hedgehog can make it here, anyone can!
     
    #10 GreenVegan76, Nov 3, 2003
  11. mr_gootan

    mr_gootan Member

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    He has a great personality.
     
    #11 mr_gootan, Nov 3, 2003
  12. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Hedgehog? Why do they call him...forget it.
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Nov 3, 2003
  13. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    :eek: Are you coming out the closet? ;)
     
    #13 Lil Pun, Nov 3, 2003
  14. giddyup

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    Have you been to the North, Pole? :D
     
    #14 giddyup, Nov 3, 2003
  15. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Good one!!! :D
     
    #15 Lil Pun, Nov 3, 2003
  16. bamaslammer

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    Still......he accomplishes what every uglo-man dreams about, banging the finest chicks while remaining sessile on the couch. Awesome!
     
    #16 bamaslammer, Nov 3, 2003
  17. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    so what can he do in 10 seconds?

    :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
    #17 peleincubus, Nov 3, 2003
  18. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Ejaculate
     
    #18 Lil Pun, Nov 3, 2003
  19. Roc Paint

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    Ron < Roc :D
     
    #19 Roc Paint, Nov 3, 2003
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    Hell, I can do that...
     
    #20 ima_drummer2k, Nov 3, 2003
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