Ron Artest once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Ron Artest won by 5.
When Ron Artest thinks, he starts the "Butterfly Effect" throughout the collective unconscious, causing new ideas to explode into being across the world.
In his spare time Ron Artest is a partical physicist. He has created his own theory to finally take down String Theory, it's called Fist Theory.
I must be getting old or something because I had never heard of those Chuck Norris facts until reading Barry's comments. Pretty funny stuff.
The Great Wall of China, Yao Ming, was originally created to keep Ron Artest out. He failed misserably.
Ron Artest invented Kryptonite just to f**k with Superman. When asked why he did it, Artest replied "because he said his cape looked better than mine".
