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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DeAleck, Feb 25, 2005.

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  1. DeAleck

    DeAleck Member

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    1. JVG doesn't know how to coach offense

    2. T-Mac is a selfish player and terrible defender

    3. Yao's soft and shys away from contact

    4. CD's an average GM at best

    5. Yao wants to be a Laker

    6. Les Alexander is a cheap owner

    7. Rockets would trade Yao for Amare if possible

    8. PEwck helped Yao tremendously in his development

    9. JVG still loves the Knicks more than the Rockets


    add your own...
     
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  2. DeAleck

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    also:

    10. Yao wants/needs Wang Zhizhi to be a Rocket
     
    #2 DeAleck, Feb 25, 2005
  3. Zboy

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    Juwon Howard is a Power Forward.
     
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    11. Scrub draft pick just needs time, minutes, and motivation to break out and become a solid rotation player
     
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  5. DanTanna

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    12. Yao is quick, strong, has good hands and a great verticle leap with long arms.
     
    #5 DanTanna, Feb 25, 2005
  6. DeAleck

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    13. Chandler and Swift will have a duel this summer to determine who gets to sign with the Rockets for the MLE. (The loser, if still alive, will have to settle for the max from the Hornets).
     
    #6 DeAleck, Feb 25, 2005
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    It's amazing what win streaks do to posters.
     
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  8. DeAleck

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    14. Yao's slow, weak, has stone hands, 5'' long arms and negative vertical.
     
    #8 DeAleck, Feb 25, 2005
  9. mateo

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    Yao wants to play in Golden State

    Yao wants to play for Rudy
     
    #9 mateo, Feb 25, 2005
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    Rod Strickland is old and has arthritis! Wait, that's not a legend, never mind!:)
     
    #10 generalthade_03, Feb 25, 2005
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    That DanTanna is a YOF:D
     
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  12. DeAleck

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    15. Strickland was just getting back into playing shape. After a while, he'd be back to being a contributor.
     
    #12 DeAleck, Feb 25, 2005
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    16. .... its ALL Sura's fault


    :D
     
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  15. DeAleck

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    17. On Clutchfans.net, using the rolling eyes is a cool thing to do.
     
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  16. Jeff

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    LOL! Good one. :D
     
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    We miss Steve Francis.

    Boki will end up being a great player.

    ima_drummer2k has been intimate with every single Power Dancer. (in reality, only 4 of them)

    Malik Badiane is the power forward of the future.
     
    #17 ima_drummer2k, Feb 25, 2005
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    18. This joke hasn't been killed yet
     
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  19. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Van Mode:

    There's no doubt in my mind that Boki will become a top 5 player in this league
     
    #19 KaiSeR SoZe, Feb 25, 2005
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    :rolleyes:
     
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